1 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,358 All right, Charlie. 2 00:04:31,441 --> 00:04:33,360 - That the joint? - Yes, sir. 3 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:35,612 - Who runs it? - I already told you. 4 00:04:35,695 --> 00:04:37,739 - Refresh my memory. - Spats Colombo. 5 00:04:37,823 --> 00:04:39,950 That's very refreshing. What's the password? 6 00:04:40,033 --> 00:04:41,284 "I come to Grandma's funeral." 7 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,662 - Here's your admission card. - Thanks, Charlie. 8 00:04:43,745 --> 00:04:46,516 Now, if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers. 9 00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:48,917 - Okay, Charlie. - We're all set. When's the kickoff? 10 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,504 Look, Chief, I better blow, 'cause if Colombo sees me, it's gonna be good-bye, Charlie. 11 00:04:52,587 --> 00:04:54,005 Good-bye, Charlie. 12 00:04:56,424 --> 00:04:59,344 Give me five minutes. Then hit 'em with everything you got. 13 00:04:59,427 --> 00:05:01,137 You betcha. 14 00:05:16,736 --> 00:05:19,239 Good evening, sir. I'm Mr. Mozarella. 15 00:05:19,322 --> 00:05:21,908 - What can I do for you? - I come to the old lady's funeral. 16 00:05:21,992 --> 00:05:24,494 I don't believe I've ever seen you at our services before. 17 00:05:24,578 --> 00:05:27,080 - That's because I've been on the wagon. - Please! 18 00:05:27,163 --> 00:05:29,684 Where they having the wake? I'm supposed to be one of the pallbearers. 19 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:32,586 Show the gentleman into the chapel. Pew number three. 20 00:05:32,669 --> 00:05:34,713 Yes, Mr. Mozarella. This way, sir. 21 00:05:53,315 --> 00:05:55,734 Well, if you gotta go, that's the way to do it. 22 00:05:55,817 --> 00:05:57,319 Follow me, please. 23 00:06:10,874 --> 00:06:12,584 - What'll it be, sir? - Booze. 24 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:15,337 - Sorry, sir, we only serve coffee. - Coffee? 25 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:18,131 Scotch coffee, Canadian coffee, sour mash coffee. 26 00:06:18,214 --> 00:06:20,967 Scotch. Make it a demitasse, with soda on the side. 27 00:06:21,051 --> 00:06:22,719 Wait a minute. 28 00:06:22,802 --> 00:06:25,013 Haven't you got another pew, not so close to the band? 29 00:06:25,096 --> 00:06:26,806 How about that one over there? 30 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:29,935 Sorry, sir, but that's reserved for members of the immediate family. 31 00:06:48,411 --> 00:06:51,331 Hey! Hey! I want another cup of coffee! 32 00:06:51,414 --> 00:06:54,209 I want another cup of coffee! 33 00:07:05,261 --> 00:07:07,639 Better bring a check in case the joint is raided. 34 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:11,226 - Who's gonna raid a funeral? - Some people got no respect for the dead. 35 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:38,253 Say, Joe, tonight's the night, isn't it? 36 00:07:38,336 --> 00:07:40,964 - I'll say. - What? No, tonight's the night we get paid. 37 00:07:41,047 --> 00:07:42,215 - That's good. - Why? 38 00:07:42,298 --> 00:07:44,217 I lost a filling in one of my back teeth. 39 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,820 - I gotta see a dentist tomorrow. - Dentist? 40 00:07:45,844 --> 00:07:48,572 We been out of work for four months, you want to blow your first week's pay on your teeth? 41 00:07:48,596 --> 00:07:50,700 What? It's just a filling. It doesn't have to be gold. 42 00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:53,768 "It doesn't have to be gold." How can you be so selfish? 43 00:07:53,852 --> 00:07:57,105 We owe back rent. We're in for $89 to Moe's Delicatessen. 44 00:07:57,188 --> 00:07:59,792 Three Chinese lawyers are suing us because our check bounced at the laundry. 45 00:07:59,816 --> 00:08:01,736 We've borrowed money from every girl in the line. 46 00:08:01,818 --> 00:08:03,504 - You're right. - Well, of course I'm right. 47 00:08:03,528 --> 00:08:05,840 First thing tomorrow, we'll pay everybody a little somethin' on account. 48 00:08:05,864 --> 00:08:07,115 - Oh, no, we don't. - We don't? 49 00:08:07,198 --> 00:08:11,077 First thing tomorrow we go out to the dog track and put the whole bundle on Greased Lightning. 50 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:13,413 Greased Lightning? You're gonna bet my money on a dog? 51 00:08:13,496 --> 00:08:15,099 He's a shoo-in. I got it from Max the waiter. 52 00:08:15,123 --> 00:08:17,143 His brother-in-law is the electrician that wires the rabbit. 53 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,854 - What are you giving me with a rabbit! - Look at the odds. He's ten-to-one. 54 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:22,464 - Tomorrow, we'll pay everybody. - Suppose he loses. 55 00:08:22,547 --> 00:08:25,026 What are you worried about? This job is gonna last a long time. 56 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:26,509 Suppose it doesn't. 57 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:29,095 Jerry boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? 58 00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:31,014 Suppose you got hit by a truck. 59 00:08:31,097 --> 00:08:33,266 Suppose the stock market crashes. 60 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:36,644 Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks. 61 00:08:36,728 --> 00:08:38,605 Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn. 62 00:08:39,397 --> 00:08:41,816 - Joe. - Suppose Lake Michigan overflows. 63 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,486 Well, don't look now, but the whole town is under water. 64 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,251 Four... 65 00:09:00,335 --> 00:09:01,628 three... 66 00:09:01,711 --> 00:09:03,213 two... 67 00:09:03,296 --> 00:09:04,464 one. 68 00:09:17,143 --> 00:09:20,772 All right, everybody! This is a raid. 69 00:09:20,855 --> 00:09:22,982 I'm a federal agent! You're all under arrest! 70 00:09:25,068 --> 00:09:27,612 I want another cup of coffee! 71 00:09:39,457 --> 00:09:41,835 All right, Spats. Services are over. 72 00:09:41,918 --> 00:09:43,837 - Let's go. - Go where? 73 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,381 A little country club we run for retired bootleggers. 74 00:09:46,464 --> 00:09:48,216 I'm puttin' your name up for membership. 75 00:09:48,299 --> 00:09:51,177 - I don't join nothin'. - Oh, you'll like it there. 76 00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:54,806 I'll get the prison tailor to fit you with a pair of special spats, striped. 77 00:09:56,141 --> 00:09:59,310 Big joke. What's the rap this time? 78 00:09:59,394 --> 00:10:01,604 Embalming people with coffee - 79 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,439 86 proof. 80 00:10:03,523 --> 00:10:06,025 Me? I'm just a customer here. 81 00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:08,069 Oh, come on, Spats. 82 00:10:08,153 --> 00:10:11,447 We know you own the joint. Mozarella's just frontin' for you. 83 00:10:11,531 --> 00:10:13,074 Mozarella? 84 00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:15,702 - Never heard of him. - We got different information. 85 00:10:15,785 --> 00:10:18,746 From who? Toothpick Charlie, maybe? 86 00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:21,749 Toothpick Charlie? Never heard of him. 87 00:10:23,835 --> 00:10:25,253 Buttermilk. 88 00:10:26,921 --> 00:10:29,465 Too smart to drink your own stuff, huh? 89 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:31,342 Come on. On your feet. 90 00:10:32,552 --> 00:10:34,596 You're just wastin' the taxpayers' money. 91 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:36,431 Call your lawyer if you wanna. 92 00:10:36,514 --> 00:10:38,474 These are my lawyers. 93 00:10:38,558 --> 00:10:40,059 All Harvard men. 94 00:10:41,311 --> 00:10:42,437 Outside. 95 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,523 I want another cup of coffee! 96 00:10:47,901 --> 00:10:50,069 I want another cup of coffee! 97 00:10:53,406 --> 00:10:55,867 Get over there! 98 00:11:06,502 --> 00:11:09,005 Get over there, will ya! 99 00:11:16,846 --> 00:11:18,598 Get goin'. Come on! 100 00:11:29,234 --> 00:11:30,944 Well, that solves one problem. 101 00:11:31,027 --> 00:11:33,005 Now we don't have to worry about who we're gonna pay first. 102 00:11:33,029 --> 00:11:35,633 - Quiet. I'm thinking. - Of course the landlady's gonna lock us out. 103 00:11:35,657 --> 00:11:38,201 Moe down at the delicatessen, no more knockwurst on credit. 104 00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:40,763 We can't borrow from the girls because they're on the way to jail. 105 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,288 - Shut up. - And we're - 106 00:11:42,372 --> 00:11:45,333 I wonder how much Sam the bookie will give us for our overcoats. 107 00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:46,918 Sam the bookie? 108 00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:50,129 Nothing doing! You're not gonna put my overcoat on a dog. Oh, you -. 109 00:11:50,213 --> 00:11:52,131 Look, Jerry, I told you it's a sure thing. 110 00:11:52,215 --> 00:11:53,508 We will freeze. 111 00:11:53,591 --> 00:11:55,802 It is below zero. We'll get pneumonia. 112 00:11:55,885 --> 00:11:59,847 Look, stupid, he's ten-to-one. Tomorrow, we'll have 20 overcoats. 113 00:11:59,931 --> 00:12:01,307 Joe... 114 00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:11,818 Greased Lightning! 115 00:12:11,901 --> 00:12:14,570 Oh, why do I listen to you? I oughta have my head examined. 116 00:12:14,654 --> 00:12:16,197 I thought you weren't talking to me. 117 00:12:16,281 --> 00:12:18,700 Look at the bull fiddle! It's dressed warmer than I am! 118 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:27,834 - Anything today? - Nothing. 119 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:29,127 Thank you. 120 00:12:32,255 --> 00:12:33,715 Anything today? 121 00:12:33,798 --> 00:12:35,717 - Nothing. - Thank you. 122 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,719 I can't go on, Joe. 123 00:12:37,802 --> 00:12:40,638 I'm weak from hunger, I'm running a fever, I got a hole in my shoe. 124 00:12:40,722 --> 00:12:43,224 If you gave me a chance, we could be living like kings. 125 00:12:43,308 --> 00:12:45,226 - Oh? How? - There's a dog running in the third. 126 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,894 - His name is Galloping Ghost. - Oh, no. 127 00:12:46,978 --> 00:12:50,606 Oh, yes. He's 15-to-1, and it's his kind of a track. He's a real mudder. 128 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,984 What do you want from me, my head on a plate? 129 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:55,796 No, just your bass. If we hocked that and my sax, we could get at least -. 130 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:59,407 Are you out of your mind? We're up the creek and you want to hock the paddle. 131 00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:02,118 All right, go ahead and starve. What do I care? Freeze! 132 00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:04,287 Anything today? 133 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:05,872 Oh, it's you. 134 00:13:05,955 --> 00:13:08,583 - Well, you got a lot of nerve. - Thank you. 135 00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:12,045 Joe! Come back here! 136 00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:19,677 Now, Nellie baby, if it's about Saturday night, I can explain everything. 137 00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:21,012 What a heel. 138 00:13:21,095 --> 00:13:25,391 I spend four dollars to get my hair marcelled, I buy me a brand-new negligee, 139 00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:29,103 I bake him a great big pizza pie, and where were you? 140 00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:30,855 Where were you? 141 00:13:30,938 --> 00:13:32,190 - With you. - Me? 142 00:13:32,273 --> 00:13:33,983 Don't you remember? You had this bad tooth. 143 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,194 It was all impacted, and his jaw was all swole out. 144 00:13:36,277 --> 00:13:38,905 It was? Oh, yeah, was it ever. 145 00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:41,949 I had to take him to the hospital and give him a blood transfusion. Right? 146 00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:44,452 - Right. We have the same type blood. - Type "O." 147 00:13:44,535 --> 00:13:45,787 - "O"? - Oh? 148 00:13:46,537 --> 00:13:48,414 Nellie baby, I'll make it up to you. 149 00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:50,416 You're makin' it up pretty good so far. 150 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,753 As soon as we get a job, I'm gonna take you to the swellest restaurant in town. 151 00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:56,089 How about it, Nellie? 152 00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:58,466 Has Poliakoff got anything for us? We're desperate. 153 00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:02,887 Well, it just so happens he is looking for a bass. 154 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,931 And a sax. 155 00:14:05,014 --> 00:14:06,474 Right? 156 00:14:06,557 --> 00:14:08,017 Right. 157 00:14:08,101 --> 00:14:10,186 - What's the job? - Three weeks in Florida. 158 00:14:10,269 --> 00:14:12,397 - Florida! - At the Seminole-Ritz in Miami. 159 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,024 Transportation and expenses all paid. 160 00:14:15,108 --> 00:14:17,068 Isn't she a bit of terrific? 161 00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:18,253 - Come on. Let's see Poliakoff. - Yeah. 162 00:14:18,277 --> 00:14:19,963 Hold on. He's got some people in there with him. 163 00:14:19,987 --> 00:14:22,067 - You'll have to wait, boys. - All right, we'll wait. 164 00:14:22,115 --> 00:14:24,700 Look, Gladys, it's three weeks in Florida. 165 00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:27,495 Sweet Sue and Her Society Syncopators. 166 00:14:27,578 --> 00:14:30,456 They need a couple of girls on sax and bass. 167 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,793 What do you mean, "Who is it?" It's Poliakoff. I got a job for you. 168 00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:36,337 Gladys, are you there? 169 00:14:36,421 --> 00:14:37,463 Gladys! 170 00:14:38,756 --> 00:14:39,882 Meshuggener. 171 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,135 Played 112 hours at a marathon dance. 172 00:14:42,218 --> 00:14:45,138 - Now she's in bed with a nervous collapse. - Tell her to move over. 173 00:14:45,221 --> 00:14:46,889 What about Cora Jackson? 174 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:50,560 The last I heard of her, she was playing with a "Salivation" Army act. 175 00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:52,311 Drexel-9044. 176 00:14:52,395 --> 00:14:54,814 Oh, those idiot broads. 177 00:14:54,897 --> 00:14:57,442 Here we are, already packed, ready to leave for Miami. 178 00:14:57,525 --> 00:14:59,110 And what happens? 179 00:14:59,193 --> 00:15:01,279 The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman, 180 00:15:01,362 --> 00:15:04,407 and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant. 181 00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,576 Bienstock, I oughta fire you! 182 00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:09,871 Me? I'm the manager of the band, not the night watchman. 183 00:15:09,954 --> 00:15:12,582 Hello. Let me talk to Bessie Malone. 184 00:15:12,665 --> 00:15:14,667 What's she doing in Philadelphia? 185 00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:16,961 On the level? 186 00:15:18,129 --> 00:15:20,548 Bessie let her hair grow. Now she's playing with Stokowski. 187 00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:22,049 Black Bottom Bessie? 188 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,635 Spielt sich mit der Philharmonie! 189 00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:26,762 How about Rosemary Schultz? 190 00:15:26,846 --> 00:15:28,806 She slashed her wrists when Valentino died. 191 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:32,643 Well, we might as well all slash our wrists unless we round up two dames by this evening. 192 00:15:32,727 --> 00:15:34,645 Look, Sig, you know the kind of girls we need. 193 00:15:34,729 --> 00:15:37,166 We don't care where you find them. Just get them on that train by eight o'clock. 194 00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:39,108 Be nonchalant. Trust Poliakoff. 195 00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:41,378 The moment anything turns up, I'll give you a little jingle. 196 00:15:41,402 --> 00:15:44,322 Bye, Sig. I wonder if I got room for another ulcer. 197 00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:46,199 Nellie, get me long distance. 198 00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:48,868 - Look, Sig, we want to talk to you. - What is it? 199 00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:51,162 - It's about the Florida job. - The Florida job? 200 00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:53,640 - Mm-hmm. Nellie told us all about it. - We're not too late, are we? 201 00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:56,417 What are you, a couple of comedians? Get outta here. 202 00:15:56,501 --> 00:15:59,170 Long distance? Get me the William Morris Agency in New York. 203 00:15:59,253 --> 00:16:02,774 - Well, you need a bass and a sax, don't you? - The instruments are right, but you're not. 204 00:16:02,798 --> 00:16:05,598 - I want to speak to Mr. Morris. - Wait a minute. What's wrong with us? 205 00:16:05,676 --> 00:16:07,595 You're the wrong shape. Good-bye! 206 00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:10,240 The wrong shape? What are you looking for, hunchbacks or something? 207 00:16:10,264 --> 00:16:13,184 - It's not the backs that worry me. - What kind of a band is it anyway? 208 00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:15,436 - You gotta be under 25. - We could pass for that. 209 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,438 - You gotta be blonde. - We could dye our hair. 210 00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:18,832 - And you gotta be girls! - We could -. 211 00:16:18,856 --> 00:16:20,358 No, we couldn't. 212 00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:23,194 - Mr. William Morris. - You mean this is a girl's band? 213 00:16:23,277 --> 00:16:25,839 Yeah. That's what he means. Good old Nellie. I could wring her neck. 214 00:16:25,863 --> 00:16:28,157 - I'm holding on. - Let's talk this thing over. 215 00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:29,742 Why couldn't we do it, huh? 216 00:16:29,825 --> 00:16:32,846 Last year when we worked in the Gypsy tearoom, we wore gold earrings, didn't we? 217 00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:36,332 Remember when you booked us with the Hawaiian band? We wore grass skirts. 218 00:16:36,415 --> 00:16:39,710 - What's with him? He drinks? - No. But he ain't been eatin' so good either. 219 00:16:39,794 --> 00:16:41,834 He's got an empty stomach and it's gone to his head. 220 00:16:41,879 --> 00:16:44,090 Joe, this is three weeks in Florida. 221 00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:46,151 We could borrow some clothes from the girls in the chorus. 222 00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:49,595 - You've flipped your wig. - Now you're talking. Now he is talking! 223 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:52,324 We get a couple of secondhand wigs, a little padding here and there, 224 00:16:52,348 --> 00:16:54,934 we call ourselves Josephine and Geraldine! 225 00:16:55,017 --> 00:16:56,727 - Josephine and Geraldine. - Yeah. 226 00:16:56,811 --> 00:16:58,187 - Come on! - B-But -. 227 00:16:58,271 --> 00:17:00,982 Look, if you boys want to pick up a little money tonight, 228 00:17:01,065 --> 00:17:03,752 at the University of Illinois they're having, you should pardon the expression, 229 00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:05,152 a Saint Valentine's dance. 230 00:17:05,236 --> 00:17:07,697 - We'll take it. - You got it. Six dollars a man. 231 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,782 Be on the campus in Urbana at eight o'clock. 232 00:17:09,865 --> 00:17:12,702 All the way to Urbana for a one-night stand? 233 00:17:12,785 --> 00:17:15,997 It's $12. We can get one of the overcoats out of hock. 234 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,542 Hello, Mr. Morris? This is Poliakoff in Chicago. 235 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:22,825 Say, you wouldn't happen to have a couple of girl musicians available, would you? 236 00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:24,213 A sax player and a bass? 237 00:17:24,297 --> 00:17:26,215 Look, if William Morris doesn't come through -. 238 00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:28,467 Come on, Geraldine. 239 00:17:30,177 --> 00:17:33,431 It's a hundred miles, it's snowing outside. Now, how are we gonna get there? 240 00:17:33,514 --> 00:17:35,158 - I'll think of something. - You'll think - Like what? 241 00:17:35,182 --> 00:17:37,852 - Don't crowd me. - "Don't crowd me. Don't crowd me." 242 00:17:37,935 --> 00:17:39,520 How'd it go, girls? 243 00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,689 Oh, you - I oughta wring your neck. 244 00:17:41,772 --> 00:17:44,066 Please, Jerry! That's no way to talk. 245 00:17:45,192 --> 00:17:47,361 Nellie baby, what are you doing tonight? 246 00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:49,071 Tonight? Why? 247 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,574 'Cause I've got some plans. 248 00:17:51,657 --> 00:17:53,576 I'm not doing anything. 249 00:17:53,659 --> 00:17:55,161 Really? 250 00:17:55,244 --> 00:17:59,081 I just thought I'd go home and have some cold pizza. 251 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,584 Then you'll be in all evening? 252 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,252 Yes, Joe. 253 00:18:03,336 --> 00:18:05,379 Good! Then you won't be needing your car. 254 00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:07,840 My car? Why, you -. 255 00:18:10,301 --> 00:18:13,054 Isn't he a bit of terrific? 256 00:18:22,521 --> 00:18:25,691 We could've had three weeks in Florida, all expenses paid. 257 00:18:25,775 --> 00:18:28,986 Lyin' in the sun, palm trees, flyin' fish. 258 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,696 Knock it off, will ya? 259 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:37,662 Possible straight, possible nothing, and a pair of eights. 260 00:18:40,873 --> 00:18:43,876 - All right, drop 'em, you guys. - Yeah? Well, drop what? 261 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,753 - We came for a car. - Oh, yeah? 262 00:18:45,836 --> 00:18:47,838 Yeah, Nellie Weinmeyer's car. 263 00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:54,345 Musicians. Wise guys. 264 00:18:54,428 --> 00:18:56,222 Okay, let's go. Aces bet. 265 00:18:57,139 --> 00:19:00,142 It's a '25 Hupmobile. Green coupe, sir. 266 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,436 - It's over here. - Over here. 267 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,021 - Want some gas? - Uh, yeah. 268 00:19:04,105 --> 00:19:07,483 About, uh, 40 cents worth, please. 269 00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:10,820 - Put it on Miss Weinmeyer's bill? - Uh, yeah, why not? 270 00:19:10,903 --> 00:19:12,488 And while you're at it, fill it up. 271 00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:25,501 All right, everybody, hands up! 272 00:19:28,337 --> 00:19:30,172 Face the wall! 273 00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:34,635 You too, Toothpick. 274 00:19:34,719 --> 00:19:35,928 Come on! 275 00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:39,724 Come on. 276 00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:52,445 Hey. 277 00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:54,905 Join us. 278 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,585 Okay, boss. 279 00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:23,309 Hello, Charlie. Long time no see. 280 00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:25,519 What is it, Spats? What are you doing here? 281 00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:27,646 I just dropped in to pay my respects. 282 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:30,107 - You don't owe me no nothin'. - I wouldn't say that. 283 00:20:30,191 --> 00:20:32,919 You were nice enough to recommend my mortuary to some of your friends. 284 00:20:32,943 --> 00:20:34,337 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 285 00:20:34,361 --> 00:20:37,907 Now I got all those coffins on my hands and I hate to see 'em go to waste. 286 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:40,075 Honest, Spats. I had nothing to do with it. 287 00:20:40,159 --> 00:20:42,036 Oh, too bad, Charlie. 288 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:44,121 You would've had three eights. 289 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,502 Good-bye, Charlie. 290 00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:52,630 No, Spats, no! No, Spats! Please, no, n -. 291 00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:02,473 I think I'm gonna be sick. 292 00:21:07,394 --> 00:21:09,563 All right, come on out of there. 293 00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:11,607 Come on. 294 00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:14,235 Come on! 295 00:21:14,318 --> 00:21:16,320 We di - We didn't see anything. Did we? 296 00:21:16,403 --> 00:21:19,031 - What? No. Nothing. No. - See? 297 00:21:19,114 --> 00:21:22,554 Besides, it's none of our business if you guys want to bump each other off. We don't -. 298 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:27,498 Say, don't I know you two from somewhere? 299 00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:30,334 Oh, no. No. We're just a couple of musicians. 300 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:33,629 W-We came to pick up a car. Nellie Weinmeyer's car. 301 00:21:33,712 --> 00:21:35,506 There's a dance tonight. 302 00:21:35,589 --> 00:21:37,758 - Come on, Jerry. - Wait a minute. 303 00:21:37,842 --> 00:21:40,511 - Where do you think you're going? - Urbana. 304 00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:42,805 I-It's about a hundred miles from here, so don't -. 305 00:21:42,888 --> 00:21:44,598 You're not goin' nowhere. 306 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,643 We're not? 307 00:21:47,726 --> 00:21:51,313 - I don't like no witnesses. - We won't breathe a word. 308 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,399 You won't breathe nothin'. 309 00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:54,817 Not even air. 310 00:21:58,362 --> 00:21:59,572 Wh -. 311 00:22:28,142 --> 00:22:31,395 All right, boys, let's blow out of here. We'll take care of those guys later. 312 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,579 I think they got me. I think they got me. 313 00:22:48,662 --> 00:22:50,039 They got the bull fiddle. 314 00:22:50,122 --> 00:22:52,458 - No blood? - If they catch us, there'll be blood all over. 315 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:54,251 Type "O." Come on. 316 00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:10,285 - Joe, where are you running? - As far away as possible. 317 00:23:10,309 --> 00:23:12,229 That's not far enough. You don't know those guys. 318 00:23:12,311 --> 00:23:15,439 They know us. Every hood in Chicago's gonna be after us, Joe. 319 00:23:28,452 --> 00:23:29,763 - Quick, give me a nickel. - What? 320 00:23:29,787 --> 00:23:31,622 - Give me a nickel. - All right. 321 00:23:32,915 --> 00:23:35,042 Here - Oh. You're gonna call the police, huh? 322 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:37,795 Police? We'd never live to testify. Not against Spats Colombo. 323 00:23:37,878 --> 00:23:39,213 Wabash 1098. 324 00:23:39,296 --> 00:23:41,715 Joe, we gotta get out of town. Maybe we should grow beards. 325 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,526 We are getting out of town, but we're gonna shave. 326 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:45,427 Shave? At a time like this? 327 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:48,323 Those guys got machine guns ready to blast our heads off, you want to shave. 328 00:23:48,347 --> 00:23:50,808 - Shave our legs, stupid. - Shave our legs? Wh -. 329 00:23:52,726 --> 00:23:54,353 Hello? Mr. Poliakoff? 330 00:23:55,354 --> 00:23:58,357 I understand you're looking for a couple of girl musicians. 331 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,838 Florida Limited leaving on track one for Washington, Charleston, 332 00:24:20,921 --> 00:24:23,340 Savannah, Jacksonville, and Miami. 333 00:24:23,424 --> 00:24:26,343 All aboard. All aboard. 334 00:24:34,476 --> 00:24:37,479 - What's the matter now? - How do they walk in these things? Huh? 335 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:40,083 - How do they keep their balance? - Must be the way the weight is distributed. 336 00:24:40,107 --> 00:24:41,400 Now, come on. 337 00:24:42,484 --> 00:24:44,903 It is so drafty. 338 00:24:44,987 --> 00:24:46,905 They must be catching cold all the time. 339 00:24:46,989 --> 00:24:48,967 Will you quit stalling. We're gonna miss the train. 340 00:24:48,991 --> 00:24:51,368 I feel naked. I feel like everybody's staring at me. 341 00:24:51,452 --> 00:24:53,912 With those legs? Are you crazy? Now, come on. 342 00:25:04,214 --> 00:25:06,633 It's no use. We're not gonna get away with it, Joe. 343 00:25:06,717 --> 00:25:10,262 The name is Josephine, and this was your idea in the first place. 344 00:25:33,494 --> 00:25:35,537 Look at that. 345 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,164 Look how she moves. 346 00:25:37,247 --> 00:25:39,833 That's just like Jell-O on springs. 347 00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:42,252 Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. 348 00:25:43,378 --> 00:25:45,714 I tell you, it's a whole different sex! 349 00:25:45,798 --> 00:25:48,592 What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby. 350 00:25:48,675 --> 00:25:51,780 This is just to get us out of town. Once we get to Florida, we'll blow this whole setup. 351 00:25:51,804 --> 00:25:54,284 This time I am not gonna let you talk me into something that -. 352 00:25:54,348 --> 00:25:57,726 Extra! Extra! Seven slaughtered in north side garage! 353 00:25:57,810 --> 00:26:00,270 Feared bloody aftermath! Extra! Extra! 354 00:26:00,354 --> 00:26:02,356 You talked me into it. Let's go, Josephine. 355 00:26:02,439 --> 00:26:04,191 Attagirl, Geraldine. 356 00:26:06,485 --> 00:26:07,861 - Rosella? - Fiddle. 357 00:26:07,945 --> 00:26:09,905 - Move along, Dolores, will ya. - Trombone. 358 00:26:09,988 --> 00:26:11,740 - Hey, Olga, how's your back? - Trumpet. 359 00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,537 Uh, well, here we are. 360 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:18,539 Are you two from the Poliakoff Agency? 361 00:26:18,622 --> 00:26:20,624 - Yes, we're the new girls. - Brand-new. 362 00:26:20,707 --> 00:26:23,502 - This is our manager, Mr. Bienstock. - How do you do? 363 00:26:23,585 --> 00:26:25,462 And I'm Sweet Sue. 364 00:26:26,046 --> 00:26:28,090 My name is Josephine. 365 00:26:28,173 --> 00:26:29,967 - I'm Daphne. - Hmm? 366 00:26:30,968 --> 00:26:33,011 Saxophone, bass. Am I glad to see you girls. 367 00:26:33,095 --> 00:26:36,181 - You saved our lives. - Likewise, I'm sure. 368 00:26:36,723 --> 00:26:38,725 Where did you girls play before? 369 00:26:38,809 --> 00:26:42,271 Here, there and around and, uh -. 370 00:26:42,354 --> 00:26:45,858 We spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music. 371 00:26:45,941 --> 00:26:48,485 All aboard! 372 00:26:48,569 --> 00:26:50,863 You're in berths 7 and 7-A. 373 00:26:50,946 --> 00:26:52,197 7 and 7-A. 374 00:26:52,281 --> 00:26:54,032 - Thanks ever so. - You're welcome. 375 00:26:54,116 --> 00:26:55,659 Oh, the feeling's mutual. 376 00:26:57,828 --> 00:27:00,038 - Upsy-daisy. - Fresh. 377 00:27:00,914 --> 00:27:03,709 Looks like Poliakoff came through with a couple of real ladies. 378 00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:05,992 You better tell the other girls to watch their language. 379 00:27:18,223 --> 00:27:20,017 Daphne? 380 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:22,394 Well, I never did like the name Geraldine. 381 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:31,153 Hi! 382 00:27:31,236 --> 00:27:33,155 I'm the bass fiddle. Just call me Daphne. 383 00:27:33,238 --> 00:27:34,573 - Hi! - Hi! 384 00:27:34,656 --> 00:27:38,160 - My name is Josephine. Sax. - Hi! 385 00:27:38,243 --> 00:27:39,963 - Welcome to No Man's Land. - Oh, thank you! 386 00:27:40,037 --> 00:27:41,997 You'll be sorry! 387 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,500 - Take off your corsets and spread out. - Oh, well, I don't wear one myself. 388 00:27:45,584 --> 00:27:48,128 - Don't you bulge? - Huh? Bulge? Me? 389 00:27:48,212 --> 00:27:50,964 I have the most divine seamstress. Comes in just once a month. 390 00:27:51,048 --> 00:27:53,675 - Well, my dear, she is so inexpensive. - Come on, Daphne. 391 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,302 Oh, all right. 392 00:27:55,385 --> 00:27:58,639 Say, kids, have you heard the one about the girl tuba player 393 00:27:58,722 --> 00:28:01,433 who was stranded on a desert island with a one-legged jockey? 394 00:28:01,516 --> 00:28:03,560 - No. How's it go? - Cut it out, girls. 395 00:28:03,644 --> 00:28:05,562 None of that rough talk. 396 00:28:05,646 --> 00:28:07,814 They went to a conservatory. 397 00:28:07,898 --> 00:28:10,108 "They went to a conservatory." 398 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,447 How about that talent, huh? 399 00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:17,824 It's like fallin' into a tub of butter. 400 00:28:17,908 --> 00:28:19,243 Watch it, Daphne. 401 00:28:19,326 --> 00:28:21,245 When I was a kid, Joe, I used to have a dream 402 00:28:21,328 --> 00:28:25,457 where I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop, and there was goodies all around. 403 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:27,668 There was jelly rolls and mocha éclairs 404 00:28:27,751 --> 00:28:30,295 and sponge cake and Boston cream pie and cherry tarts -. 405 00:28:30,379 --> 00:28:31,648 - Look, stupe. Listen to me. - Huh? 406 00:28:31,672 --> 00:28:34,007 No butter, no pastry. We're on a diet. 407 00:28:34,091 --> 00:28:35,884 Oh, yeah. Well, sure, Joe. 408 00:28:36,551 --> 00:28:39,513 Not there! That's the emergency brake. 409 00:28:41,139 --> 00:28:43,225 Now you've done it. Now you have done it. 410 00:28:43,308 --> 00:28:46,186 - Done what? - You tore off one of my chests. 411 00:28:47,145 --> 00:28:50,148 - Well, you better go get it fixed. - Well, you better come help me. 412 00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:00,826 This way, Daphne. 413 00:29:00,909 --> 00:29:02,911 Now you tore the other one. 414 00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:17,217 We're terribly sorry. 415 00:29:17,301 --> 00:29:19,803 It's okay. I was scared it was Sweet Sue. 416 00:29:19,886 --> 00:29:22,472 - You won't tell anybody, will you? - Tell what? 417 00:29:22,556 --> 00:29:26,184 Well, if they catch me once more, they're gonna kick me out of the band. 418 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:30,147 You the replacement for the bass and sax? 419 00:29:30,230 --> 00:29:31,982 That's us. And I'm Daphne. 420 00:29:32,065 --> 00:29:34,359 Uh, this is, uh, uh, Jo... sephine. 421 00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:36,403 Come here. Come here. 422 00:29:36,486 --> 00:29:38,488 - I'm Sugar Cane. - Hi. 423 00:29:38,572 --> 00:29:40,157 - Sugar Cane? - Yeah. I changed it. 424 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,534 - It used to be Sugar Kowalczyk. - Polish? 425 00:29:42,617 --> 00:29:45,454 Yes. I come from this musical family. 426 00:29:45,537 --> 00:29:48,081 My mother is a piano teacher. My father was a conductor. 427 00:29:48,165 --> 00:29:51,335 - Where did he conduct? - On the Baltimore and Ohio. 428 00:29:54,504 --> 00:29:56,798 I play the ukulele. And I sing too. 429 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,425 Sings too! 430 00:29:58,508 --> 00:30:01,803 Well, I don't have much of a voice, but then this isn't much of a band either. 431 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,805 I'm only with 'em because I'm running away. 432 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:07,934 - Running away from what? - Oh, don't get me started on that. 433 00:30:08,018 --> 00:30:10,562 - Here. You want some? It's bourbon. - Oh. 434 00:30:10,645 --> 00:30:13,190 I'll take a rain check. 435 00:30:14,775 --> 00:30:17,536 I don't want you to think I'm a drinker. I can stop anytime I want to. 436 00:30:17,611 --> 00:30:20,697 Only I don't want to. Especially when I'm blue. 437 00:30:20,781 --> 00:30:22,699 - We understand. - All the girls drink. 438 00:30:22,783 --> 00:30:26,036 It's just that I'm the one that gets caught. Story of my life. 439 00:30:26,119 --> 00:30:29,122 I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop. 440 00:30:34,252 --> 00:30:35,754 Are my seams straight? 441 00:30:35,837 --> 00:30:37,297 I'll say. 442 00:30:39,633 --> 00:30:42,052 - Well, see you around, girls. - Bye, Sugar. 443 00:30:42,135 --> 00:30:45,222 We have been playing with the wrong bands. 444 00:30:45,305 --> 00:30:46,431 - Down, Daphne. - Whew! 445 00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:48,433 How about the shape of that liquor cabinet, huh? 446 00:30:48,517 --> 00:30:51,269 Forget it. One false move, and they'll toss us off the train. 447 00:30:51,353 --> 00:30:54,439 Then there'll be the police, the papers, and the mob in Chicago. 448 00:30:54,523 --> 00:30:57,818 Mmm, boy, would I love to borrow a cup of that Sugar. 449 00:30:57,901 --> 00:30:59,694 Look. 450 00:30:59,778 --> 00:31:03,323 No pastry, no butter, and no Sugar. 451 00:31:03,407 --> 00:31:05,492 Well, you tore 'em again. 452 00:31:44,156 --> 00:31:46,533 Hey, Sheboygan! You too. 453 00:31:46,616 --> 00:31:48,869 What was your last job, playing square dances? 454 00:31:48,952 --> 00:31:50,871 No. Funerals. 455 00:31:50,954 --> 00:31:54,749 Well, would you mind rejoining the living? Goose it up a little. 456 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,460 We'll try. 457 00:31:57,169 --> 00:31:58,962 How did those holes get there? 458 00:31:59,045 --> 00:32:01,089 Uh, those? 459 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,718 I don't know. 460 00:32:04,801 --> 00:32:05,886 Mice? 461 00:32:06,803 --> 00:32:08,531 All right, girls. Let's take it from the top. 462 00:32:08,555 --> 00:32:10,557 And put a little heat under it! 463 00:32:16,271 --> 00:32:17,647 Yeah! 464 00:32:22,444 --> 00:32:23,528 Come on! 465 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:18,542 Bienstock! 466 00:33:19,292 --> 00:33:20,669 Yes, Sue. What is it? 467 00:33:20,752 --> 00:33:24,589 I thought I made it perfectly clear that I don't want any drinking in this outfit. 468 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,056 All right, girls. Who does this belong to? 469 00:33:33,139 --> 00:33:34,766 Come on now. Speak up. 470 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,060 Sugar, I warned you. 471 00:33:37,143 --> 00:33:39,103 - Please, Mr. Bienstock. - This is the last straw. 472 00:33:39,145 --> 00:33:41,606 In Kansas City you were smuggling liquor in a shampoo bottle. 473 00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:43,668 Before that, I caught you with a pint in your ukulele. 474 00:33:43,692 --> 00:33:45,711 Excuse me. Mr. Bienstock, could I have my flask, please? 475 00:33:45,735 --> 00:33:47,821 - Sure. - Pack your things. The next station we c -. 476 00:33:47,904 --> 00:33:49,948 - Your flask? - Yes. Just a little bourbon. 477 00:33:50,031 --> 00:33:52,117 Must've slipped through. 478 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,244 Give me that. 479 00:33:54,327 --> 00:33:57,247 Didn't you girls say you went to a conservatory? 480 00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:59,165 Oh, yes. For a whole year. 481 00:33:59,249 --> 00:34:01,459 I thought you said three years. 482 00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:03,753 We got time off for good behavior. 483 00:34:04,421 --> 00:34:07,716 There are two things that I will not put up with during working hours. 484 00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:10,510 One is liquor, and the other one is men. 485 00:34:10,594 --> 00:34:11,928 Men? 486 00:34:12,012 --> 00:34:13,930 Oh, you don't have to worry about that. 487 00:34:14,014 --> 00:34:16,266 We wouldn't be caught dead with men. 488 00:34:16,349 --> 00:34:19,477 Rough, hairy beasts with eight hands. 489 00:34:19,561 --> 00:34:22,814 And they - they all just want one thing from a girl. 490 00:34:22,897 --> 00:34:25,442 I beg your pardon, miss. 491 00:34:25,942 --> 00:34:28,987 All right, girls. From the top again. 492 00:35:07,692 --> 00:35:09,903 - Hortense, good night. - Good night, Daphne. 493 00:35:09,986 --> 00:35:12,781 - Maude, sweet dreams and pleasant thoughts. - Good night, Daphne. 494 00:35:12,864 --> 00:35:14,658 - Good night, Gloria. - Good night, Daphne. 495 00:35:14,741 --> 00:35:17,160 - Dolores, dear, you sleep tight. - You hear? 496 00:35:18,578 --> 00:35:19,913 Nighty-night, Emily. 497 00:35:19,996 --> 00:35:21,748 Toodle-oo. 498 00:35:23,917 --> 00:35:26,836 How about that "toodle-oo"? 499 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,380 Steady, boy. 500 00:35:29,047 --> 00:35:30,965 Just keep telling yourself you're a girl. 501 00:35:31,049 --> 00:35:33,027 - I'm a girl. I'm a girl. - You're a girl. You're a girl. 502 00:35:33,051 --> 00:35:35,178 I'm a girl. I-I'm a girl. 503 00:35:36,096 --> 00:35:38,098 I'm a girl. I'm a -. 504 00:35:38,973 --> 00:35:41,393 Hi. 505 00:35:42,727 --> 00:35:44,646 Get a load of that rhythm section. 506 00:35:46,356 --> 00:35:48,483 I'm a girl. I'm a girl. 507 00:35:48,566 --> 00:35:49,859 I'm a girl. 508 00:35:49,943 --> 00:35:51,444 I'm a girl. 509 00:35:53,697 --> 00:35:55,740 Good night, Sugar! 510 00:35:59,536 --> 00:36:01,079 Good night, honey. 511 00:36:02,914 --> 00:36:04,999 "Honey." Hey, she called me "honey." 512 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:07,460 Ooh, honey. 513 00:36:07,544 --> 00:36:08,878 Hey, what are you doin'? 514 00:36:08,962 --> 00:36:11,172 I just wanna make sure that Honey stays in her hive. 515 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:13,883 There'll be no buzzin' around tonight. 516 00:36:13,967 --> 00:36:16,886 Supposin' I got to go. Like, for a drink of water or somethin'. 517 00:36:16,970 --> 00:36:18,096 Fight it. 518 00:36:18,179 --> 00:36:21,349 Well, suppose I lose. Suppose it's an emergency. 519 00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:23,601 Pull the emergency brake. 520 00:36:24,936 --> 00:36:26,730 Hey, Bienstock. 521 00:36:26,813 --> 00:36:28,898 There's somethin' funny about those new girls. 522 00:36:28,982 --> 00:36:30,233 Funny? In what way? 523 00:36:30,316 --> 00:36:32,986 Well, I don't know, but I can feel it right here. 524 00:36:33,069 --> 00:36:36,740 That's one thing about an ulcer. It's like having a burglar alarm go off inside you. 525 00:36:36,823 --> 00:36:39,743 All right, Sue. You watch your ulcers. I'll watch those two. 526 00:36:39,826 --> 00:36:43,163 Okay. Everybody settle down and go to bed. Good night, girls. 527 00:36:44,164 --> 00:36:45,623 Good night, Daphne. 528 00:36:45,707 --> 00:36:47,083 Good night, Josephine. 529 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,260 I'm a girl. 530 00:36:57,343 --> 00:36:58,595 I'm a girl. 531 00:36:58,678 --> 00:37:00,180 I wish I were dead. 532 00:37:00,263 --> 00:37:02,265 I'm a girl. I'm a girl. 533 00:37:02,348 --> 00:37:04,559 I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl. 534 00:37:04,642 --> 00:37:07,645 I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl. 535 00:37:46,893 --> 00:37:48,228 Daphne. 536 00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,069 Daphne. 537 00:37:58,696 --> 00:37:59,697 Sugar! 538 00:38:00,865 --> 00:38:03,326 I wanted to thank you for covering up for me. 539 00:38:03,409 --> 00:38:04,619 You're a real pal. 540 00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:07,705 Oh, it's nothing. 541 00:38:07,789 --> 00:38:11,334 I, uh - I-I just thought that us girls should stick together. 542 00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:14,254 If it wasn't for you, they would have kicked me off the train. 543 00:38:14,337 --> 00:38:17,715 I'd be out in the middle of nowhere, sitting on my ukulele. 544 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,760 Oh! It's freezing outside! 545 00:38:20,844 --> 00:38:24,138 I mean, when I think about you and your poor ukulele... 546 00:38:24,222 --> 00:38:26,766 If there's ever anything I can do for you - 547 00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:29,018 I can think of a million things. 548 00:38:32,063 --> 00:38:34,148 - That's one of 'em. - Shh. 549 00:38:34,232 --> 00:38:36,192 Sweet Sue. 550 00:38:48,955 --> 00:38:51,124 I don't want her to know we're in cahoots. 551 00:38:51,207 --> 00:38:53,126 Oh, well, we won't tell anybody. 552 00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:55,128 Not even Josephine. 553 00:38:55,211 --> 00:38:57,839 Maybe I'd better stay here till she goes back to sleep. 554 00:38:57,922 --> 00:39:00,466 You stay here as long as you like. 555 00:39:03,845 --> 00:39:05,722 I'm not crowding you, am I? 556 00:39:05,805 --> 00:39:08,933 No. It's nice and cozy. 557 00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:11,728 When I was a little girl, on cold nights like this, 558 00:39:11,811 --> 00:39:13,813 I used to crawl into bed with my sister. 559 00:39:13,897 --> 00:39:17,025 We'd cuddle up under the covers and pretend we were lost in a dark cave 560 00:39:17,108 --> 00:39:19,027 and were trying to find our way out. 561 00:39:19,110 --> 00:39:21,404 That's very interesting. 562 00:39:23,823 --> 00:39:25,742 - Anything wrong? - No, no, no. 563 00:39:25,825 --> 00:39:27,201 Not a thing. 564 00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:31,372 You poor thing. You're trembling all over. 565 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:33,082 That's ridiculous. 566 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:36,044 - Your head's hot. - That's ridiculous. 567 00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:38,796 You've got cold feet. 568 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,091 - Isn't that ridiculous? - Here. Let me warm them up a little. 569 00:39:42,175 --> 00:39:43,092 There. 570 00:39:43,176 --> 00:39:44,302 - Isn't that better? - Yes. 571 00:39:44,385 --> 00:39:46,262 I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl. 572 00:39:46,346 --> 00:39:48,348 - What'd you say? - I'm a very sick girl. 573 00:39:48,431 --> 00:39:50,350 Oh, I'd better go before I catch something. 574 00:39:50,433 --> 00:39:52,727 - I'm not that sick. - I've got very low resistance. 575 00:39:54,187 --> 00:39:57,690 Sugar, if you feel that you're coming down with something, my dear, 576 00:39:57,774 --> 00:40:00,860 the best thing in the world is a shot of whiskey. 577 00:40:00,944 --> 00:40:02,904 - You've got some? - I know where to get it. 578 00:40:02,987 --> 00:40:05,490 Don't move. Shh. 579 00:40:06,074 --> 00:40:08,159 - Hold on. - Okay. 580 00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:32,350 Up. Up. Now. 581 00:40:37,438 --> 00:40:38,898 Are you all right? 582 00:40:38,982 --> 00:40:41,317 - I'm fine. - How's the bottle? 583 00:40:41,985 --> 00:40:43,611 Half full. 584 00:40:44,487 --> 00:40:46,614 - You better get some cups. - Cups? 585 00:40:56,624 --> 00:41:00,169 Oh, I tell you, my dear, this is the only way to travel. 586 00:41:01,004 --> 00:41:03,673 You better put on the lights. I can't see what I'm doing. 587 00:41:03,756 --> 00:41:06,426 No lights. We don't want them to know we're having a party. 588 00:41:06,509 --> 00:41:08,886 - But I might spill some. - So spill it. 589 00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:12,223 Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. 590 00:41:12,306 --> 00:41:14,726 This may even turn out to be a surprise party. 591 00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:17,437 - What's the surprise? - Uh-huh. Not yet. 592 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,398 - When? - Better have a drink first. 593 00:41:20,481 --> 00:41:23,067 - That'll put hair on your chest. - No fair guessing. 594 00:41:25,945 --> 00:41:27,705 This a private clambake, or can anybody join? 595 00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:29,741 Yes, it's private. Please, go away. 596 00:41:29,824 --> 00:41:32,201 Dolores, do you still have that bottle of vermouth? 597 00:41:32,285 --> 00:41:34,037 - Sure. - Who needs vermouth? 598 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,456 We've got bourbon. We could make manhattans. 599 00:41:36,539 --> 00:41:39,459 - Okay. - Manhattans? At this time of night? 600 00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:42,170 - Bring the cocktail shaker. - Oh, Sugar! 601 00:41:42,253 --> 00:41:44,338 You're gonna spoil my surprise. 602 00:41:46,215 --> 00:41:48,384 - Hey, honey, what's up? - Party in Upper 7. 603 00:41:48,468 --> 00:41:50,386 A party? I'll get some cheese and crackers. 604 00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,764 - I'll get a cocktail shaker, you get a corkscrew. - Okay. 605 00:41:52,847 --> 00:41:55,099 - Hey, Rosella, there's a party in Upper 7. - Yeah? 606 00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:57,101 - You got a corkscrew? - No. But Stella has. 607 00:41:57,185 --> 00:41:59,270 - Well, go get some paper cups. - Okay. 608 00:41:59,854 --> 00:42:02,774 - Hey, there's a party in Upper 7. - Party in Upper 7. 609 00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:06,110 Party in Upper 7! 610 00:42:07,528 --> 00:42:10,448 - Here's the vermouth. - This is a private party. Please go away. 611 00:42:10,531 --> 00:42:13,409 I brought some cheese and crackers in case anybody gets hungry. 612 00:42:13,493 --> 00:42:15,411 - What is this? - Will ten cups be enough? 613 00:42:15,495 --> 00:42:18,247 A party for two! Two! Ten cups? What is -. 614 00:42:18,331 --> 00:42:21,501 Please, girls. Please stop this. 615 00:42:21,584 --> 00:42:24,212 - Could you use some Southern Comfort? - Southern Com - Shh! 616 00:42:24,295 --> 00:42:27,882 Girls, you're gonna wake up the neighbors downstairs - Josephine. 617 00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:30,134 Watch that corkscrew! 618 00:42:30,218 --> 00:42:32,678 - Here's a cracker. - Will you - No crackers in bed! 619 00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:36,182 Will you girls go away and form your own party? 620 00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:38,017 Here's the cocktail shaker. 621 00:42:38,101 --> 00:42:39,644 I wish we had some ice. 622 00:42:39,727 --> 00:42:41,771 Hey, easy on the vermouth. 623 00:42:41,854 --> 00:42:44,482 Thirteen girls in a berth. It's bad luck. 624 00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:47,127 - Twelve of you will have to get out. - Pass me the peanut butter. 625 00:42:47,151 --> 00:42:49,570 - Anyone for salami? - Mmm! 626 00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:52,031 No more food. I'll have ants in the morning. 627 00:42:53,533 --> 00:42:54,450 - Hey. - Hmm? 628 00:42:54,534 --> 00:42:56,953 - Have you got any maraschino cherries on you? - Mmm? 629 00:42:57,036 --> 00:42:58,538 Oh, never mind. 630 00:43:05,461 --> 00:43:07,380 Maraschino cherries? 631 00:43:16,764 --> 00:43:18,391 What's going on here? 632 00:43:18,474 --> 00:43:19,934 Daphne. 633 00:43:20,017 --> 00:43:22,145 Daphne, where are you? Daphne! 634 00:43:22,854 --> 00:43:25,565 It's not my fault. I didn't invite them. 635 00:43:25,648 --> 00:43:26,941 Come on, girls. Break it up. 636 00:43:27,024 --> 00:43:29,360 All right, you heard Josephine. 637 00:43:29,443 --> 00:43:32,113 Girls. Everybody out. Everybody out! 638 00:43:33,114 --> 00:43:35,908 - Not you, Sugar. - I'm just going to get some ice. 639 00:43:35,992 --> 00:43:37,994 Get out! Get out! 640 00:43:38,077 --> 00:43:40,872 That's right, Sugar. All right, now the rest of you. Out. 641 00:43:40,955 --> 00:43:42,498 - Aw, don't be a flat tire. - Shh! 642 00:43:42,582 --> 00:43:45,209 - Come on in. The water's fine. - Have a manhattan. 643 00:43:45,293 --> 00:43:48,963 - Pipe down. We'll all be fired. - Sugar, don't leave me here alone. 644 00:43:49,046 --> 00:43:50,631 Come on, please. Give up, will ya. 645 00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:53,593 It's two o'clock. You've had your fun. The party's over. 646 00:43:53,676 --> 00:43:55,678 Everybody go home. 647 00:43:55,761 --> 00:43:58,890 - What's this? - Josephine. Over here, before it melts. 648 00:43:58,973 --> 00:44:01,392 Sugar! 649 00:44:06,022 --> 00:44:08,149 Put it here. 650 00:44:08,232 --> 00:44:10,651 Sugar, you're gonna get yourself into a lot of trouble. 651 00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:14,197 - Yeah. You better keep a lookout. - If Bienstock catches you again -. 652 00:44:15,072 --> 00:44:17,200 What's the matter with you anyway? 653 00:44:17,283 --> 00:44:19,327 I'm not very bright, I guess. 654 00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:20,661 I wouldn't say that. 655 00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:22,663 - Careless, maybe. - No, just dumb. 656 00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:26,751 If I had any brains, I wouldn't be on this crummy train with this crummy girls' band. 657 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:28,669 Well, why'd you take this job? 658 00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:31,547 I use to sing with male bands, but I can't afford it anymore. 659 00:44:31,631 --> 00:44:34,300 Have you ever been with a male band? 660 00:44:34,383 --> 00:44:37,386 - Who? Me? - That's what I'm running away from. 661 00:44:37,470 --> 00:44:41,182 I worked with six different ones in the last two years. Oh, brother. 662 00:44:41,265 --> 00:44:43,059 - Rough? - I'll say. 663 00:44:43,142 --> 00:44:46,354 - You can't trust those guys. - I can't trust myself. 664 00:44:46,437 --> 00:44:49,023 I have this thing about saxophone players. 665 00:44:49,106 --> 00:44:51,359 Especially tenor sax. 666 00:44:52,568 --> 00:44:53,653 Really? 667 00:44:53,736 --> 00:44:56,572 I don't know what it is, but they just curdle me. 668 00:44:56,656 --> 00:45:00,076 All they have to do is play eight bars of "Come to Me, My Melancholy Baby" 669 00:45:00,159 --> 00:45:01,744 and my spine turns to custard. 670 00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:04,247 I get goose-pimply all over, and I come to 'em. 671 00:45:04,330 --> 00:45:06,499 - That so? - Every time. 672 00:45:08,209 --> 00:45:10,461 You know, I play tenor sax. 673 00:45:10,544 --> 00:45:13,297 - But you're a girl, thank goodness. - Oh. Yeah. 674 00:45:13,381 --> 00:45:15,466 That's why I joined this band. Safety first. 675 00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:17,927 Anything to get away from those bums. 676 00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:19,136 Yeah. 677 00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:20,540 You don't know what they're like. 678 00:45:20,596 --> 00:45:22,223 You fall for 'em, you really love 'em. 679 00:45:22,306 --> 00:45:25,643 You think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin. 680 00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:28,020 The next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you, 681 00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:30,815 they're spending it on other dames and betting on horses. 682 00:45:31,399 --> 00:45:32,525 You don't say. 683 00:45:32,608 --> 00:45:36,153 Then one morning you wake up, the guy's gone, the saxophone's gone. 684 00:45:36,237 --> 00:45:41,075 All that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out. 685 00:45:41,158 --> 00:45:42,910 So you pull yourself together, 686 00:45:42,994 --> 00:45:45,788 you go on to the next job, the next saxophone player. 687 00:45:45,871 --> 00:45:48,040 It's the same thing all over again. 688 00:45:48,124 --> 00:45:49,875 You see what I mean? 689 00:45:49,959 --> 00:45:51,961 Not very bright. 690 00:45:52,044 --> 00:45:54,255 Brains aren't everything. 691 00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:58,426 I can tell you one thing. It's not gonna happen to me again, ever. 692 00:45:58,509 --> 00:46:01,637 I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop. 693 00:46:01,721 --> 00:46:04,765 Ice. What's keeping the ice? The natives are getting restless. 694 00:46:06,058 --> 00:46:08,477 - How about a couple of drinks for us? Hmm? - Sure. 695 00:46:10,062 --> 00:46:13,065 - You know, I'm gonna be 25 in June. - You are? 696 00:46:13,149 --> 00:46:15,985 That's a quarter of a century. Makes a girl think. 697 00:46:16,068 --> 00:46:18,070 - About what? - About the future. 698 00:46:18,154 --> 00:46:21,365 You know, like a husband. That's why I'm glad we're going to Florida. 699 00:46:21,449 --> 00:46:24,869 - What's in Florida? - Millionaires. Flocks of them. 700 00:46:24,952 --> 00:46:27,330 They all go south for the winter, like birds. 701 00:46:27,413 --> 00:46:29,332 Oh, you're gonna catch yourself a rich bird? 702 00:46:29,415 --> 00:46:32,168 I don't care how rich he is as long as he has a yacht, 703 00:46:32,251 --> 00:46:35,087 his own private railroad car and his own toothpaste. 704 00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:37,590 - You're entitled. - Maybe you'll meet one too, Josephine. 705 00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:42,178 With money like Rockefeller and shoulders like Johnny Weismuller. 706 00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:45,264 - Oh, I want mine to wear glasses. - Glasses? 707 00:46:45,348 --> 00:46:49,226 Men who wear glasses are so much more gentle and sweet and helpless. 708 00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:51,062 Haven't you ever noticed it? 709 00:46:51,145 --> 00:46:52,622 Now that you've mentioned it, mm-hmm. 710 00:46:52,646 --> 00:46:54,565 They get those weak eyes from reading. 711 00:46:54,648 --> 00:46:59,153 You know, those long, tiny little columns in The Wall Street Journal. 712 00:47:00,112 --> 00:47:03,616 That bass fiddle, she sure knows how to throw a party. 713 00:47:03,699 --> 00:47:05,493 Hot diggetty dog! 714 00:47:06,994 --> 00:47:08,537 Well, happy days! 715 00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:13,417 I hope this time you wind up with the sweet end of the lollipop. 716 00:47:17,171 --> 00:47:19,548 So the one-legged jockey said -. 717 00:47:19,632 --> 00:47:21,258 What did he say? 718 00:47:21,342 --> 00:47:25,012 So the one-legged jockey said, "Don't worry about me, baby. 719 00:47:25,096 --> 00:47:26,847 I ride side-saddle." 720 00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:36,315 Terribly sorry. I seem to have hiccups. 721 00:47:36,399 --> 00:47:38,317 Hey, let's rub some ice on her neck. 722 00:47:38,401 --> 00:47:40,069 I think - I told you -. 723 00:47:40,152 --> 00:47:42,822 Oh! You dropped it! Oh, it's cold! 724 00:47:42,905 --> 00:47:45,616 - Oh, no, please. Oh, don't do that! - She's ticklish! 725 00:47:45,699 --> 00:47:48,119 Don't! Oh, please, no! Not the chest! 726 00:47:51,622 --> 00:47:54,583 Help! Help! Josephine! 727 00:47:54,667 --> 00:47:57,336 Please stop that! Stop that! 728 00:47:57,420 --> 00:47:59,130 Stop that! 729 00:48:08,806 --> 00:48:10,891 - What's happened? - Search me. 730 00:48:10,975 --> 00:48:13,602 Uh, I mean - I mean, I'll see. 731 00:48:23,863 --> 00:48:26,031 All right, what's goin' on around here? 732 00:48:26,115 --> 00:48:27,741 Bienstock! 733 00:48:29,118 --> 00:48:30,786 A-Are we in Florida? 734 00:49:16,415 --> 00:49:18,709 Sugar? Here. 735 00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:21,337 - I'll carry the instruments. - Oh, thank you, Daphne. 736 00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:24,298 Oh, thank you, Daphne. Isn't she a sweetheart? 737 00:49:29,637 --> 00:49:31,305 Good morning. 738 00:49:31,388 --> 00:49:33,098 How do you do? 739 00:49:36,519 --> 00:49:37,770 Zowie! 740 00:49:37,853 --> 00:49:39,271 Well, there they are. 741 00:49:39,355 --> 00:49:41,482 More millionaires than you can shake a stick at. 742 00:49:41,565 --> 00:49:43,526 I'll bet there isn't one under 75. 743 00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:45,529 Seventy-five. That's three-quarters of a century. 744 00:49:45,611 --> 00:49:47,029 Makes a girl think. 745 00:49:47,112 --> 00:49:49,031 Let's hope they brought their grandsons along. 746 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:51,492 Yes. Mm-hmm. 747 00:50:00,543 --> 00:50:02,044 Oh, pardon me, miss. 748 00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:06,131 - May I? - Help yourself. 749 00:50:06,757 --> 00:50:09,218 I'm Osgood Fielding the Third. 750 00:50:09,301 --> 00:50:11,428 I'm Cinderella the second. 751 00:50:11,512 --> 00:50:15,266 If there's one thing I admire, it's a girl with a shapely ankle. 752 00:50:16,267 --> 00:50:18,102 Me too. Bye-bye. 753 00:50:19,353 --> 00:50:22,606 - Let me carry one of the instruments. - Oh, thank you. 754 00:50:22,690 --> 00:50:24,858 Aren't you a sweetheart? 755 00:50:30,072 --> 00:50:32,491 Certainly is delightful having young blood around here. 756 00:50:32,575 --> 00:50:34,827 Oh. Well, personally, I'm type "O." 757 00:50:34,910 --> 00:50:37,413 You know, I've always been fascinated by show business. 758 00:50:37,496 --> 00:50:39,290 - Is that so? - Yes. 759 00:50:39,373 --> 00:50:42,418 As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money. 760 00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:43,836 Oh, you invest in shows? 761 00:50:43,919 --> 00:50:45,588 Showgirls. 762 00:50:45,671 --> 00:50:47,298 I've been married seven or eight times. 763 00:50:47,381 --> 00:50:50,467 - You're not sure? - Mama is keeping score. 764 00:50:50,551 --> 00:50:52,469 Frankly, she's getting rather annoyed with me. 765 00:50:52,553 --> 00:50:53,846 I wouldn't wonder. 766 00:50:53,929 --> 00:50:56,015 So, this year, when the George White Scandals opened, 767 00:50:56,098 --> 00:50:57,433 she packed me off to Florida. 768 00:50:57,516 --> 00:51:00,269 Right now, she thinks I'm out there on my yacht -. 769 00:51:00,352 --> 00:51:02,313 Deep-sea fishing. 770 00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:05,482 Well, pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding. 771 00:51:05,566 --> 00:51:07,568 You're barking up the wrong fish. 772 00:51:08,277 --> 00:51:12,072 Well, if I promise not to be a naughty boy, how about dinner tonight? 773 00:51:12,156 --> 00:51:14,033 I'm sorry. I'll be on the bandstand. 774 00:51:14,116 --> 00:51:15,451 Oh, of course. 775 00:51:15,534 --> 00:51:17,953 - Which of these instruments do you play? - Bull fiddle. 776 00:51:18,037 --> 00:51:21,874 Fascinating. Do you use a bow, or do you just pluck it? 777 00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:25,169 Most of the time I slap it. 778 00:51:26,670 --> 00:51:29,214 - You must be quite a girl. - Wanna bet? 779 00:51:30,716 --> 00:51:32,635 My last wife was an acrobatic dancer. 780 00:51:32,718 --> 00:51:34,637 - You know, a sort of a contortionist. - Mmm. 781 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,389 She could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes. 782 00:51:38,223 --> 00:51:39,558 Zowie! 783 00:51:39,642 --> 00:51:42,061 - But Mama broke it up. - Why? 784 00:51:42,144 --> 00:51:44,146 She doesn't approve of girls who smoke. 785 00:51:46,315 --> 00:51:47,775 Bye-bye, Mr. Fielding. 786 00:51:47,858 --> 00:51:49,777 - Bye-bye? - This is where I get off. 787 00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:51,737 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 788 00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:53,947 You don't get off that easy. 789 00:51:54,031 --> 00:51:56,617 All right, driver. Once around the park. Slowly. 790 00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,702 And keep your eyes on the road. 791 00:52:08,796 --> 00:52:11,423 What kind of a girl do you think I am, Mr. Fielding? 792 00:52:12,716 --> 00:52:14,259 Oh, oh, please. Please. 793 00:52:14,343 --> 00:52:16,053 - It won't happen again. - I'll say! 794 00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:18,514 - Please come back. - I'll walk, thank you. 795 00:52:18,597 --> 00:52:20,307 Oh, please, miss, I -. 796 00:52:23,477 --> 00:52:25,229 Zowie! 797 00:52:25,312 --> 00:52:27,606 All right, girls. Here are your room assignments. 798 00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:30,859 My glasses. Where are my glasses? 799 00:52:32,111 --> 00:52:34,071 - Olga and Mary Lou are in 412. - Excuse me. 800 00:52:34,196 --> 00:52:37,008 And Mary Lou, will you keep your kimono buttoned when you ring for room service. 801 00:52:37,032 --> 00:52:37,950 Well! 802 00:52:38,033 --> 00:52:40,119 - Josephine and Daphne are in 413. - Thank you. 803 00:52:40,202 --> 00:52:43,247 - Dolores and Sugar in 414. - Me and Sugar? 804 00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:45,874 Well, what did you expect, a one-legged jockey? 805 00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:48,419 Rosella and Emily in 415. Stella and... 806 00:52:48,502 --> 00:52:51,088 - I wish they'd put us in the same room. - So do I. 807 00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:54,508 But don't worry about it, Sugar. We'll see a lot of each other. 808 00:52:55,759 --> 00:52:57,845 414. 809 00:52:57,928 --> 00:53:00,347 That's the same room number I had in Cincinnati, 810 00:53:00,431 --> 00:53:02,766 my last time around with a male band. 811 00:53:02,850 --> 00:53:04,560 What a heel he was. 812 00:53:04,643 --> 00:53:06,353 - Saxophone player? - What else? 813 00:53:06,437 --> 00:53:08,230 Was I ever crazy about him. 814 00:53:08,313 --> 00:53:11,483 2:00 in the morning he sent me down for hot dogs and potato salad. 815 00:53:11,567 --> 00:53:14,236 They were out of potato salad, so I brought coleslaw. 816 00:53:14,319 --> 00:53:16,238 So he threw it right in my face. 817 00:53:16,321 --> 00:53:18,282 Forget it, Sugar. Forget saxophone players. 818 00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:20,909 You're gonna meet a millionaire. A young one. 819 00:53:20,993 --> 00:53:24,163 - What makes you so sure? - My feminine intuition. 820 00:53:32,755 --> 00:53:35,132 - Oh, are these your bags? - Mm-hmm. 821 00:53:36,216 --> 00:53:38,969 - And that one too. - Okay, doll. 822 00:53:40,262 --> 00:53:42,181 I suppose you want a tip? 823 00:53:42,264 --> 00:53:45,517 Ah, forget it, doll. After all, you work here, and I work here. 824 00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:48,979 And believe you me, it's nice to have you with the organization. 825 00:53:49,062 --> 00:53:50,981 - Bye-bye. - Uh, listen, doll. 826 00:53:51,064 --> 00:53:53,233 What time do you get off tonight? 827 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,359 Why? 828 00:53:54,443 --> 00:53:57,363 Well, I'm workin' the night shift, and I got a bottle of gin stashed away, 829 00:53:57,446 --> 00:53:58,864 and when there's a lull -. 830 00:53:58,947 --> 00:54:01,408 Don't you think you're a little young for that, sonny? 831 00:54:01,492 --> 00:54:04,870 Oh, you wanna see my, uh, driver's license? 832 00:54:05,996 --> 00:54:07,372 Get lost, will ya. 833 00:54:07,456 --> 00:54:10,542 That's the way I like 'em - big and sassy. 834 00:54:11,794 --> 00:54:13,962 Oh, and, uh, get rid of your roommate. 835 00:54:29,645 --> 00:54:31,313 - Dirty old man! - What happened? 836 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:33,315 I just got pinched in the elevator. 837 00:54:33,398 --> 00:54:36,252 - Well, now you know how the other half lives. - Look at that! I'm not even pretty. 838 00:54:36,276 --> 00:54:38,487 They don't care, just so long as you're wearing a skirt. 839 00:54:38,570 --> 00:54:41,966 - It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull. - Really? Well, I'm sick of being the flag. 840 00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:44,928 I want to be a bull again. What do you say? Let's get outta here. Let's blow. 841 00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:45,869 Blow where? 842 00:54:45,953 --> 00:54:49,206 You promised me, Joe, that the minute we hit Florida, we were gonna beat it. 843 00:54:49,289 --> 00:54:53,460 - How can we? We're broke. - We could find another band. A male band. 844 00:54:53,544 --> 00:54:56,505 Look, stupid, right now Spats Colombo and his chums 845 00:54:56,588 --> 00:54:58,668 are looking for us in every male band in the country. 846 00:54:58,715 --> 00:55:01,903 It's so humiliating, the whole - - So you got pinched in the elevator. So what? 847 00:55:01,927 --> 00:55:03,905 Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel? 848 00:55:03,929 --> 00:55:06,932 All right, all right. But how long do you think we can keep this up? 849 00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:08,350 What's the beef? 850 00:55:08,433 --> 00:55:09,643 - We're sittin' pretty. - Huh? 851 00:55:09,726 --> 00:55:12,271 Look. We get room and board. We're getting paid every week. 852 00:55:12,354 --> 00:55:15,774 Look. Look at the palm trees, the flying fish. 853 00:55:15,858 --> 00:55:17,985 What are you giving me with the flying fish? 854 00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:20,654 I know why you want to stay here. You're after Sugar. 855 00:55:20,737 --> 00:55:21,989 Me? After Sugar? 856 00:55:22,072 --> 00:55:25,951 I saw the both of you on that bus, all lovey-dovey and whispering and giggling 857 00:55:26,034 --> 00:55:27,828 and borrowing each other's lipstick! 858 00:55:27,911 --> 00:55:30,289 - What are you talking about? Me and Sugar? - You and Sugar. 859 00:55:30,372 --> 00:55:31,999 We're just like sisters. 860 00:55:32,082 --> 00:55:36,253 Well, I'm your fairy godmother, and I'm gonna keep an eye on you. 861 00:55:37,838 --> 00:55:39,464 Are you decent? 862 00:55:44,803 --> 00:55:46,013 Come in. 863 00:55:47,681 --> 00:55:50,309 You girls seen a brown bag with a white stripe and my initials? 864 00:55:50,392 --> 00:55:52,686 - A what? - My suitcase with all my resort clothes. 865 00:55:52,769 --> 00:55:55,314 - No, we haven't. - Can't understand it. 866 00:55:55,397 --> 00:55:58,108 First my glasses disappear, then one of my suitcases. 867 00:55:58,191 --> 00:56:00,068 - Where's my ukulele? - Now a ukulele. 868 00:56:00,152 --> 00:56:02,029 There must be a sneak thief around here. 869 00:56:02,112 --> 00:56:04,781 Oh! Here it is. Hi, Sug. 870 00:56:04,865 --> 00:56:07,260 A bunch of us girls are gonna go for a swim. You want to come along? 871 00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:09,953 - A swim? Oh, you betcha. - Just a minute, Daphne. 872 00:56:10,037 --> 00:56:13,457 - You haven't got a bathing suit. - She doesn't need one. I don't have one either. 873 00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:15,459 Ah! See? She doesn't have one either. 874 00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,462 - You don't? - We can rent some at the bathhouse. 875 00:56:17,544 --> 00:56:19,338 - How about you, Josephine? - No, thanks. 876 00:56:19,421 --> 00:56:21,340 I think I'll stay in and soak in a hot tub. 877 00:56:21,423 --> 00:56:24,343 - On a day like this? It's lovely out. - Yeah, well, let her soak. 878 00:56:24,426 --> 00:56:25,719 Come on. 879 00:56:25,802 --> 00:56:27,429 Don't get burned, Daphne. 880 00:56:27,512 --> 00:56:29,514 - Oh, I've got suntan lotion. - Well, see? 881 00:56:29,598 --> 00:56:32,726 She'll rub it on me, I'll rub it on her, and we'll rub it on each other. 882 00:56:32,809 --> 00:56:34,311 Bye-bye. 883 00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:39,001 Daphne, cut it out! 884 00:57:39,084 --> 00:57:42,421 - What do you think you're doing? - Just a little trick I picked up in the elevator. 885 00:57:42,504 --> 00:57:46,216 Whoo, look out! Here comes a big one! 886 00:57:46,299 --> 00:57:48,176 Whee! 887 00:58:17,330 --> 00:58:20,125 Daphne, I had no idea you were such a big girl. 888 00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:23,045 Oh, Sugar, you should've seen me before I went on a diet. 889 00:58:23,128 --> 00:58:24,796 I mean, your shoulders and your arms. 890 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,716 Oh, well, that's from carrying that bull fiddle around all day. 891 00:58:27,799 --> 00:58:30,177 - Oh, there's one thing I envy you for. - What's that? 892 00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:31,887 You're so flat-chested. 893 00:58:32,512 --> 00:58:34,848 Clothes hang better on you than they do on me. 894 00:58:35,557 --> 00:58:37,100 Watch out, Daphne! 895 00:58:37,893 --> 00:58:40,228 - Sugar, come on! Let's play ball! - Okay! 896 00:58:41,772 --> 00:58:45,108 - Let's go, Junior. Time for your nap. - No. I wanna play. 897 00:58:45,984 --> 00:58:48,236 You heard your mother, Junior. Scram. 898 00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,114 This beach ain't big enough for the both of us. Get outta here. 899 00:58:51,198 --> 00:58:53,533 Mommy! Mommy! 900 00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:55,077 Now, here we go. 901 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:58,121 I like coffee, I like tea! 902 00:58:58,205 --> 00:59:02,292 How many boys are stuck on me? 903 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:05,504 One! Two! Three! 904 00:59:05,587 --> 00:59:08,006 Four! Five! Six! 905 00:59:14,596 --> 00:59:16,640 - Oh, I'm terribly sorry. - My fault. 906 00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:18,201 - You're not hurt, are you? - I don't think so. 907 00:59:18,225 --> 00:59:20,185 - I wish you'd make sure. - Why? 908 00:59:20,268 --> 00:59:22,229 Because usually when people find out who I am, 909 00:59:22,312 --> 00:59:24,356 they get themselves a wheelchair, a shyster lawyer, 910 00:59:24,439 --> 00:59:26,817 and sue me for three-quarters of a million dollars. 911 00:59:27,609 --> 00:59:29,945 Don't worry. I won't sue you, no matter who you are. 912 00:59:30,028 --> 00:59:31,238 Thank you. 913 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,574 Who are you? 914 00:59:34,658 --> 00:59:35,909 Now, really! 915 00:59:37,661 --> 00:59:39,329 Sugar! 916 00:59:39,871 --> 00:59:41,581 Come on! 917 00:59:41,665 --> 00:59:42,958 Honestly. 918 00:59:44,292 --> 00:59:45,502 Cheerio. 919 00:59:51,091 --> 00:59:54,094 - Haven't I seen you somewhere before? - Not very likely. 920 00:59:54,177 --> 00:59:56,304 - You staying at the hotel? - Not at all. 921 00:59:57,055 --> 00:59:58,765 Your face is familiar. 922 00:59:58,849 --> 01:00:01,184 Possible you've seen it in the newspapers or magazines. 923 01:00:01,268 --> 01:00:02,894 Um, Vanity Fair. 924 01:00:02,978 --> 01:00:04,813 That must be it. 925 01:00:04,896 --> 01:00:08,275 Would you mind moving just a little, please? You're blocking my view. 926 01:00:08,358 --> 01:00:09,609 Your view? Of what? 927 01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:13,155 They run up a red-and-white flag on the yacht when it's time for cocktails. 928 01:00:13,822 --> 01:00:15,574 You own a yacht? 929 01:00:16,741 --> 01:00:17,826 Which one is it? 930 01:00:17,909 --> 01:00:20,287 - The big one? - Certainly not. 931 01:00:20,370 --> 01:00:21,872 With all the unrest in the world, 932 01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:24,595 I don't think anybody should have a yacht that sleeps more than 12. 933 01:00:25,584 --> 01:00:27,544 I quite agree. 934 01:00:27,627 --> 01:00:29,838 Tell me, who runs up that flag? 935 01:00:29,921 --> 01:00:31,965 - Your wife? - No. My flag steward. 936 01:00:32,924 --> 01:00:35,343 Who mixes the cocktails? Your wife? 937 01:00:36,052 --> 01:00:38,180 No, my cocktail steward. 938 01:00:38,263 --> 01:00:40,849 Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not -. 939 01:00:40,932 --> 01:00:42,601 Oh, I'm not interested at all. 940 01:00:42,684 --> 01:00:43,768 Well, I'm not. 941 01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:46,062 That's very interesting. 942 01:00:49,941 --> 01:00:52,527 - How's the stock market? - Up, up, up. 943 01:00:52,611 --> 01:00:55,423 I'll bet, while we were talking, you made, like, a hundred thousand dollars? 944 01:00:55,447 --> 01:00:57,532 Could be. Uh, you play the market? 945 01:00:57,616 --> 01:00:59,701 No. The ukulele. And I sing too. 946 01:00:59,784 --> 01:01:01,119 For your own amusement? 947 01:01:01,203 --> 01:01:05,040 A bunch of us girls are appearing at the hotel. Sweet Sue and Her Society Syncopators. 948 01:01:05,123 --> 01:01:06,833 Oh, you're society girls. 949 01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:09,920 Oh, yes. Quite. You know, Bryn Mawr, Vassar. 950 01:01:10,003 --> 01:01:12,130 We're just doing this for a lark. 951 01:01:12,214 --> 01:01:13,506 Syncopators. 952 01:01:13,590 --> 01:01:16,885 Does that mean you play that very fast music - uh, jazz? 953 01:01:16,968 --> 01:01:19,679 Yeah! Real hot. 954 01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:23,391 Oh, well, I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music. 955 01:01:24,267 --> 01:01:26,102 Oh, I do too. As a matter of fact, 956 01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:29,481 I spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music. 957 01:01:30,273 --> 01:01:32,067 Good school. 958 01:01:32,150 --> 01:01:34,402 And your family doesn't object to your career? 959 01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:37,697 They do indeed. Daddy threatened to cut me off without a cent. 960 01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:39,783 But I don't care. It was such a bore, you know. 961 01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:41,910 - Coming-out parties. - Inauguration balls. 962 01:01:41,993 --> 01:01:44,371 - Opening of the opera. - Riding to hounds. 963 01:01:44,454 --> 01:01:47,374 And always the same Four Hundred. 964 01:01:47,457 --> 01:01:50,418 You know, it's amazing we never ran into each other before. 965 01:01:50,502 --> 01:01:53,463 I'm sure I would have remembered anybody as attractive as you are. 966 01:01:53,546 --> 01:01:54,673 - You're very kind. - Hmm. 967 01:01:54,756 --> 01:01:57,509 I'll bet you're also gentle and helpless. 968 01:01:57,592 --> 01:01:59,010 I beg your pardon. 969 01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:01,513 You see, I have this theory about men who wear glasses. 970 01:02:01,596 --> 01:02:04,683 - What theory? - I'll tell you when I get to know you better. 971 01:02:04,766 --> 01:02:06,476 What are you doing tonight? 972 01:02:06,559 --> 01:02:07,852 Uh, tonight? 973 01:02:07,936 --> 01:02:10,355 I thought maybe you could come to the hotel and hear us play. 974 01:02:10,438 --> 01:02:13,316 Uh, I would like to, but that would be rather difficult. 975 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,401 Why? 976 01:02:14,484 --> 01:02:16,903 I only come ashore twice a day, when the tide goes out. 977 01:02:16,987 --> 01:02:19,239 It's on account of these shells. 978 01:02:19,322 --> 01:02:20,824 That's my hobby. 979 01:02:20,907 --> 01:02:22,158 - You collect shells? - Yes. 980 01:02:22,242 --> 01:02:26,288 So did my father and my grandfather. You might say we had a passion for shells. 981 01:02:26,371 --> 01:02:28,873 That's why we named the oil company after it. 982 01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:31,751 Shell Oil? 983 01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:33,712 Please, no names. 984 01:02:33,795 --> 01:02:35,213 Just call me Junior. 985 01:02:35,297 --> 01:02:38,842 Sugar! Sugar! Come on, dear. It's time to change for dinner. 986 01:02:38,925 --> 01:02:41,094 Run along, Daphne, dear. I'll catch up with you later. 987 01:02:41,177 --> 01:02:42,679 Oh. Okay. 988 01:02:52,397 --> 01:02:54,065 - No! - What is it, young lady? 989 01:02:54,149 --> 01:02:57,527 What are you staring at? This happens to me all the time in public. 990 01:02:57,610 --> 01:03:00,113 I recognized him too. His picture was in Vanity Fair. 991 01:03:00,196 --> 01:03:02,991 - Vanity Fair? - Would you mind moving along, please? 992 01:03:03,074 --> 01:03:06,369 Yes, you're in his way. He's waiting for a signal from his yacht. 993 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,330 His yacht? 994 01:03:09,122 --> 01:03:11,541 It sleeps 12. This is my friend, Daphne. 995 01:03:11,624 --> 01:03:14,169 - She's a Vassar girl. - I'm a what? 996 01:03:14,252 --> 01:03:16,171 Or was it Bryn Mawr? 997 01:03:18,298 --> 01:03:21,760 I heard a very sad story about a girl who went to Bryn Mawr. 998 01:03:21,843 --> 01:03:23,553 She squealed on her roommate, 999 01:03:23,636 --> 01:03:26,014 and they found her strangled with her own brassiere. 1000 01:03:27,015 --> 01:03:31,436 Yes. We have to be very careful whom we pick for a roommate, hmm? 1001 01:03:32,270 --> 01:03:34,022 Well, I think I better be going. 1002 01:03:34,105 --> 01:03:36,566 It was delightful meeting you both. 1003 01:03:36,649 --> 01:03:39,569 - You will come and hear us play? - If it's at all possible. 1004 01:03:39,652 --> 01:03:42,280 Oh, do come. Don't disappoint us. It'll be such fun. 1005 01:03:42,364 --> 01:03:45,075 - And bring your yacht! - Come on, Daphne. 1006 01:03:51,373 --> 01:03:52,916 How about that guy? 1007 01:03:52,999 --> 01:03:55,585 Now look, Daphne. Hands off. I saw him first. 1008 01:03:55,668 --> 01:03:57,355 Sugar, let me give you a little advice, dear. 1009 01:03:57,379 --> 01:04:00,840 If I were a girl, and I am, I'd watch my step. 1010 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:03,468 If I'd been watching my step, I never would have met him. 1011 01:04:03,551 --> 01:04:05,387 I can't wait to tell Josephine. 1012 01:04:05,470 --> 01:04:07,639 Yeah. Josephine. 1013 01:04:07,722 --> 01:04:10,350 I can't wait to see her face. Will she be surprised. 1014 01:04:10,433 --> 01:04:13,019 Neither can I! Let's run up to the room and tell her right now. 1015 01:04:13,103 --> 01:04:15,730 - Oh, we don't have to run. - Oh, yes, we do. 1016 01:04:24,364 --> 01:04:27,242 Josephine! Yoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 1017 01:04:27,325 --> 01:04:30,078 - I guess she's not here. - Isn't that funny? Josie! 1018 01:04:30,161 --> 01:04:32,122 I can't imagine where she'd be. 1019 01:04:32,205 --> 01:04:34,165 - Well, I'll be back later. - Oh, no. You wait. 1020 01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:36,459 I have a feeling she'll show up any minute. 1021 01:04:36,543 --> 01:04:38,920 Believe it or not, Josephine predicted the whole thing. 1022 01:04:39,003 --> 01:04:41,005 Yeah. This is one for Ripley. 1023 01:04:41,089 --> 01:04:43,800 - Do you suppose she went shopping? - Shopping! That's it. 1024 01:04:43,883 --> 01:04:47,178 Something tells me she's gonna come through that door in a brand-new outfit. 1025 01:05:02,193 --> 01:05:03,820 Josephine! 1026 01:05:03,903 --> 01:05:05,613 Oh. I didn't hear you come in. 1027 01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:15,248 - Have a good time, girls? - Oh, Josephine. 1028 01:05:15,331 --> 01:05:17,667 - The most wonderful thing happened. - What? 1029 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:20,211 - Guess. - They repealed Prohibition? 1030 01:05:20,295 --> 01:05:23,339 Oh, come now. You can do better than that. 1031 01:05:23,423 --> 01:05:26,217 - I met one of them. - One of whom? 1032 01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:30,221 Shell Oil Junior. He's got millions, he's got glasses, he's got a yacht. 1033 01:05:30,305 --> 01:05:31,514 You don't say. 1034 01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:34,017 He's not only got a yacht, he's got a bicycle. 1035 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,894 Daphne. 1036 01:05:35,977 --> 01:05:38,354 Go on, tell me all about him. 1037 01:05:38,438 --> 01:05:41,483 Well, he's young and he's handsome. He's a bachelor. 1038 01:05:41,566 --> 01:05:43,526 He's a real gentleman. 1039 01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:46,196 You know, not one of these grabbers. 1040 01:05:46,279 --> 01:05:48,865 Maybe you better go after him if you don't want to lose him. 1041 01:05:48,948 --> 01:05:51,743 Well, I'm not gonna let this one get away. He's so cute. 1042 01:05:51,826 --> 01:05:55,747 - He collects shells. - Shells? Hmm. Whatever for? 1043 01:05:55,830 --> 01:05:58,917 Oh, you know. The old shell game. 1044 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,877 Daphne, you're bothering us. 1045 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,421 - Anyway, you're going to meet him tonight. - I am? 1046 01:06:03,505 --> 01:06:06,049 He said he's gonna come to hear us play, maybe. 1047 01:06:06,132 --> 01:06:09,385 What do you mean, maybe? I saw the way he looked at you. 1048 01:06:09,469 --> 01:06:11,930 - He'll be there for sure. - I hope so. 1049 01:06:12,013 --> 01:06:16,059 What do you think, Josephine? What does it say in your crystal ball? 1050 01:06:16,142 --> 01:06:18,937 Sugar! Hey, is Sugar in here? 1051 01:06:19,020 --> 01:06:21,022 - Yes. - Sugar, have you got the key? 1052 01:06:21,105 --> 01:06:24,067 I'm locked out, and I'm makin' a puddle in the hall. 1053 01:06:24,150 --> 01:06:26,444 See you on the bandstand, girls. 1054 01:06:30,365 --> 01:06:33,826 What are you trying to do to that poor girl? Puttin' on a millionaire act. 1055 01:06:33,910 --> 01:06:38,164 And where did you get that phony accent? Nobody talks like that. 1056 01:06:38,248 --> 01:06:40,375 Oh, I've seen you pull some low tricks on women. 1057 01:06:40,458 --> 01:06:43,878 This is, without doubt, the trickiest, lowest, and meanest -. 1058 01:06:50,468 --> 01:06:52,887 I'm not afraid of you. 1059 01:06:54,722 --> 01:06:56,391 I'm thin, but I'm wiry. 1060 01:06:56,474 --> 01:06:59,769 Now, Joe, you're gonna get hurt because when I'm aroused, I'm a tiger. 1061 01:06:59,852 --> 01:07:03,565 Why, Joe! Don't look at me like that, when it was all a joke. 1062 01:07:03,648 --> 01:07:05,525 When I didn't mean any harm. 1063 01:07:05,608 --> 01:07:07,777 Well, I'm gonna press the suit myself. 1064 01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:11,281 Telephone! Answer the tele... phone. 1065 01:07:15,535 --> 01:07:17,370 Hello. Hello. 1066 01:07:18,496 --> 01:07:20,331 Yes, this is 413. 1067 01:07:20,999 --> 01:07:24,377 Ship-to-shore? All right, I'll take it. 1068 01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:27,046 Hello, Daphne. It's that naughty boy again. 1069 01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,507 You know, Osgood. In the elevator? 1070 01:07:29,591 --> 01:07:31,801 You slapped my face. 1071 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,347 - Who is this? - This is her roommate. 1072 01:07:36,431 --> 01:07:38,808 Daphne can't talk right now. Is it anything urgent? 1073 01:07:38,891 --> 01:07:41,311 Well, it is to me. Will you give her a message? 1074 01:07:41,394 --> 01:07:46,024 Tell her I'd like her to have a little supper with me on my yacht, after the show tonight. 1075 01:07:46,107 --> 01:07:49,527 Got it. Supper, yacht, after the show. I'll tell her. 1076 01:07:49,611 --> 01:07:52,322 - Your yacht? - The New Caledonia. 1077 01:07:52,405 --> 01:07:53,615 That's the name of it. 1078 01:07:53,698 --> 01:07:58,036 The Old Caledonia went down during a wild party off Cape Hatteras. 1079 01:07:58,119 --> 01:08:01,664 But tell her not to worry. This will be a quiet little midnight snack. 1080 01:08:01,748 --> 01:08:04,417 Just the two of us. 1081 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:08,171 Just the two of you? What about the crew? 1082 01:08:08,254 --> 01:08:11,758 Oh, that's all been taken care of. I'm giving them shore leave. 1083 01:08:12,759 --> 01:08:14,802 We'll have a little cold pheasant and champagne. 1084 01:08:14,886 --> 01:08:16,406 And I've checked with the Coast Guard. 1085 01:08:16,471 --> 01:08:18,973 There's gonna be a full moon tonight. 1086 01:08:19,057 --> 01:08:23,686 Oh, and tell her I've got a new batch of Rudy Vallee records. 1087 01:08:25,605 --> 01:08:29,067 That's good thinking. Daphne's a pushover for him. 1088 01:08:29,150 --> 01:08:30,985 Pushover for who? Why - Who's on the -. 1089 01:08:31,069 --> 01:08:33,029 Shh! Yes, Mr. Fielding. 1090 01:08:34,113 --> 01:08:36,449 You'll pick her up after the show in your motorboat. 1091 01:08:36,532 --> 01:08:38,034 Good-bye. 1092 01:08:38,117 --> 01:08:39,827 What's that you said? 1093 01:08:39,911 --> 01:08:41,663 Oh. Zowie. 1094 01:08:41,746 --> 01:08:44,165 - I'll give her the message. - What message? What motorboat? 1095 01:08:44,248 --> 01:08:45,625 You got it made, kid. 1096 01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:48,354 Fielding wants to have a little cold pheasant with you on his yacht. 1097 01:08:48,378 --> 01:08:51,255 - He does? - Just the three of you on that great big boat. 1098 01:08:51,339 --> 01:08:53,591 - You and him and Rudy Vallee. - Well, fat chance. 1099 01:08:53,675 --> 01:08:56,403 - Call him back and tell him I'm not going. - Well, of course you're not. 1100 01:08:56,427 --> 01:08:57,929 I'm going. 1101 01:08:59,972 --> 01:09:02,558 You're gonna be on the boat with that dirty old man? 1102 01:09:02,642 --> 01:09:05,186 No. I'm going to be on the boat with Sugar. 1103 01:09:05,269 --> 01:09:08,106 - Well, where's he gonna be? - He's gonna be ashore with you. 1104 01:09:08,189 --> 01:09:09,691 - With me? - That's right. 1105 01:09:09,774 --> 01:09:12,735 Oh, no. Not tonight, Josephine. 1106 01:10:28,811 --> 01:10:31,397 Daphne, your boyfriend's waving at you. 1107 01:10:32,356 --> 01:10:34,150 You can both go take a flyin' jump. 1108 01:10:34,233 --> 01:10:36,819 Remember, he's your date for the night, so smile. 1109 01:10:39,489 --> 01:10:43,284 Oh, you can do better than that. Give him the teeth, the whole personality. 1110 01:10:52,418 --> 01:10:55,922 Why do I let you talk me into these things? Why? 1111 01:10:56,005 --> 01:10:58,883 Because we're pals, buddies. The two musketeers. 1112 01:10:58,966 --> 01:11:01,052 Don't give me with the musketeers. 1113 01:11:01,135 --> 01:11:02,887 How am I gonna keep the guy ashore? 1114 01:11:02,970 --> 01:11:05,807 Tell him you get seasick on a yacht. Uh, play miniature golf with him. 1115 01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:09,393 Oh, no. I'm not gonna get caught in a miniature sand trap with that guy. 1116 01:11:15,066 --> 01:11:17,401 Hi! Which of you dolls is Daphne? 1117 01:11:17,485 --> 01:11:19,070 Bull fiddle. 1118 01:11:19,153 --> 01:11:21,656 It's from satchel mouth at table seven. 1119 01:11:26,744 --> 01:11:29,413 This is from me to you, doll. 1120 01:11:29,497 --> 01:11:30,706 Beat it, buster. 1121 01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:34,126 Never mind leaving your door open. I got a passkey. 1122 01:11:41,509 --> 01:11:43,845 Just borrowing them. You'll get them back tomorrow. 1123 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:16,836 I guess he's not gonna show up. It's five minutes to 1:00. 1124 01:12:16,919 --> 01:12:18,254 Do you suppose he forgot? 1125 01:12:18,337 --> 01:12:20,590 Well, you know how those millionaires are. 1126 01:12:20,673 --> 01:12:22,717 These came for you. 1127 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:24,302 For me? 1128 01:12:26,512 --> 01:12:28,347 - It's Shell Oil! - No! 1129 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:30,016 Yes! 1130 01:12:30,099 --> 01:12:32,435 He wants me to have supper with him on his yacht. 1131 01:12:32,518 --> 01:12:35,187 - He's going to pick me up at the pier. - No! 1132 01:12:35,271 --> 01:12:37,356 - Yes! - You heard her. Yes. 1133 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,066 Oh, Josephine, just imagine. 1134 01:12:39,150 --> 01:12:42,236 Me, Sugar Kowalczyk, from Sandusky, Ohio, 1135 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,322 on a millionaire's yacht. 1136 01:12:44,405 --> 01:12:47,199 If my mother could only see me now. 1137 01:12:49,368 --> 01:12:51,871 I hope my mother never finds out. 1138 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:54,624 Well, that's it for tonight, folks. 1139 01:12:54,707 --> 01:12:56,626 This is Sweet Sue saying good night, 1140 01:12:56,709 --> 01:12:59,128 reminding all you daddies out there 1141 01:12:59,211 --> 01:13:02,340 that every girl in my band is a virtuoso, 1142 01:13:02,423 --> 01:13:04,926 and I intend to keep it that way. 1143 01:13:11,307 --> 01:13:12,808 - Good luck. - Thanks. 1144 01:14:43,315 --> 01:14:46,318 But it's such a waste. A full moon, an empty yacht. 1145 01:14:46,402 --> 01:14:48,696 - I'll throw up. - Then let's go dancing. 1146 01:14:48,779 --> 01:14:51,019 There's a little roadhouse down the coast. If we could -. 1147 01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:57,121 Well, I'll be. 1148 01:14:57,204 --> 01:14:59,457 - He does have a bicycle. - Who? 1149 01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:01,751 Hmm? About the roadhouse -. 1150 01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:05,129 They have a Cuban band that's the berries. 1151 01:15:05,212 --> 01:15:09,091 Let's go there. Blindfold the orchestra and tango till dawn. 1152 01:15:09,175 --> 01:15:10,968 You know something, Mr. Fielding? 1153 01:15:11,052 --> 01:15:12,678 - What? - You're dynamite. 1154 01:15:13,679 --> 01:15:16,307 You're a pretty hot little firecracker yourself. 1155 01:16:08,776 --> 01:16:10,277 Ahoy there. 1156 01:16:12,321 --> 01:16:14,156 Ahoy! 1157 01:16:22,623 --> 01:16:24,125 Been waiting long? 1158 01:16:24,208 --> 01:16:26,627 It's not how long you wait. It's who you're waiting for. 1159 01:16:26,710 --> 01:16:29,171 Thank you. And thank you for the flowers. 1160 01:16:29,255 --> 01:16:31,382 I wanted them to fly some orchids from our greenhouse, 1161 01:16:31,465 --> 01:16:34,385 but unfortunately, all of Long Island is fogged in. 1162 01:16:34,468 --> 01:16:36,512 It's the thought that counts. 1163 01:16:36,595 --> 01:16:37,805 Ah -. 1164 01:16:43,060 --> 01:16:45,396 Hmm. I seem to be out of gas. 1165 01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:49,066 It's sort of funny, you being out of gas. I mean, Shell Oil and everything. 1166 01:16:49,150 --> 01:16:51,443 Mm-hmm. Oops. There. 1167 01:16:56,157 --> 01:16:59,243 Uh - It seems to be stuck in, uh - in reverse. 1168 01:17:00,077 --> 01:17:04,123 Uh, I ju - I just got this motorboat. It's an experimental model. 1169 01:17:04,206 --> 01:17:06,375 It seems like they're on the wrong track. 1170 01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:09,420 Do you mind riding backwards? It may take a little longer. 1171 01:17:09,503 --> 01:17:12,006 It's not how long it takes. It's who's taking you. 1172 01:17:12,089 --> 01:17:13,591 Hmm. Yes. 1173 01:17:39,325 --> 01:17:42,036 It looked so small from the beach, but when you're on it, 1174 01:17:42,119 --> 01:17:44,455 it's more like a cruiser or a destroyer. 1175 01:17:44,538 --> 01:17:47,249 It's just regulation size. We have three like this. 1176 01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:49,543 - Three? - Yes. Mother keeps hers in Southampton. 1177 01:17:49,627 --> 01:17:52,838 Daddy's got his in Venezuela. The company is laying a new pipeline. 1178 01:17:52,922 --> 01:17:55,466 My dad's more interested in railroads. Baltimore and Ohio. 1179 01:17:57,051 --> 01:17:59,094 Which is the port and which is the starboard? 1180 01:17:59,178 --> 01:18:00,429 Well, that depends. 1181 01:18:00,512 --> 01:18:02,431 That depends on whether you're coming or going. 1182 01:18:02,514 --> 01:18:05,935 I mean, normally - normally the aft is on the other side of the stern. 1183 01:18:06,018 --> 01:18:07,686 Th - And that's the bridge. 1184 01:18:07,770 --> 01:18:11,190 So that you can get from one side of the boat to the other. 1185 01:18:11,273 --> 01:18:13,734 - Would you like a glass of champagne? - Love it. 1186 01:18:13,817 --> 01:18:15,319 Which way? 1187 01:18:16,820 --> 01:18:19,531 Oh! You have an upstairs and a downstairs. 1188 01:18:19,615 --> 01:18:21,617 Yes. That's the hurricane cellar. 1189 01:18:23,661 --> 01:18:27,164 And another nice thing about this yacht - lots of closet space. 1190 01:18:28,374 --> 01:18:32,169 Now, let me see. Where do you suppose the steward set it up? 1191 01:18:35,297 --> 01:18:36,799 In here! 1192 01:18:38,801 --> 01:18:40,427 Oh, yes, of course. How silly of me. 1193 01:18:40,511 --> 01:18:43,430 On Thursdays, they always serve me in the small salon. 1194 01:18:52,648 --> 01:18:54,275 It's exquisite. 1195 01:18:54,358 --> 01:18:56,026 Like a floating mansion. 1196 01:18:56,110 --> 01:18:58,404 Well, it's all right for a bachelor. 1197 01:18:59,071 --> 01:19:00,823 What a beautiful fish! 1198 01:19:00,906 --> 01:19:02,783 I caught him off Cape Hatteras. 1199 01:19:03,492 --> 01:19:04,994 What is it? 1200 01:19:05,995 --> 01:19:07,705 It's a member of the herring family. 1201 01:19:08,914 --> 01:19:10,874 A herring? 1202 01:19:11,542 --> 01:19:16,422 Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars? 1203 01:19:16,505 --> 01:19:18,632 They shrink when they're marinated. 1204 01:19:18,716 --> 01:19:20,843 - Champagne? - I don't mind if I do. 1205 01:19:20,926 --> 01:19:23,679 Well, down the hatch, as we say at sea. 1206 01:19:23,762 --> 01:19:25,389 Bon voyage. 1207 01:19:29,810 --> 01:19:32,646 - Look at all that silverware! - Uh, trophies. 1208 01:19:32,730 --> 01:19:36,442 You know, skeet shooting, dog breeding, water polo. 1209 01:19:36,525 --> 01:19:38,902 - Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous? - I'll say. 1210 01:19:38,986 --> 01:19:41,363 I had two ponies drowned under me. 1211 01:19:41,447 --> 01:19:43,449 - Where's your shell collection? - Mmm. 1212 01:19:43,532 --> 01:19:45,951 Yes, of course. Now, where could they have put it? 1213 01:19:46,035 --> 01:19:48,579 You see, on Thursdays, I'm sort of lost around here. 1214 01:19:48,662 --> 01:19:51,040 - What's on Thursday? - It's the crew's night off. 1215 01:19:51,915 --> 01:19:53,959 You mean, we're alone on the boat? 1216 01:19:54,043 --> 01:19:55,377 Completely. 1217 01:19:55,461 --> 01:19:57,921 You know, I've never been completely alone with a man before, 1218 01:19:58,005 --> 01:20:00,341 in the middle of the night, in the middle of the ocean. 1219 01:20:00,424 --> 01:20:03,052 Oh, it's perfectly safe. We're well-anchored. 1220 01:20:03,135 --> 01:20:04,887 Ship's in shipshape shape. 1221 01:20:04,970 --> 01:20:07,890 And the Coast Guard promised to call me if there were any icebergs around. 1222 01:20:07,973 --> 01:20:09,808 It's not the icebergs. 1223 01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:13,354 But there are certain men who would try to take advantage of a situation like this. 1224 01:20:13,437 --> 01:20:15,272 You're flattering me. 1225 01:20:15,939 --> 01:20:17,983 Of course, I'm sure you're a gentleman. 1226 01:20:18,067 --> 01:20:21,862 Oh, it's not that. It's, uh, just that I'm, um, harmless. 1227 01:20:21,945 --> 01:20:23,614 Harmless? How? 1228 01:20:23,697 --> 01:20:26,742 Well, I don't know how to put it, but I've got this thing about girls. 1229 01:20:26,825 --> 01:20:28,452 What thing? 1230 01:20:28,535 --> 01:20:30,829 They just sort of leave me cold. 1231 01:20:30,913 --> 01:20:33,082 You mean, like frigid? 1232 01:20:33,165 --> 01:20:35,709 Well, it's more like, um, a mental block. 1233 01:20:35,793 --> 01:20:38,504 When I'm with a girl, it does absolutely nothing to me. 1234 01:20:39,129 --> 01:20:41,256 - Have you tried? - Have I? 1235 01:20:41,340 --> 01:20:43,342 I'm trying all the time. 1236 01:20:50,349 --> 01:20:52,559 See? Nothing. 1237 01:20:53,143 --> 01:20:55,729 - Nothing at all? - Complete washout. 1238 01:20:55,813 --> 01:20:57,648 That makes me feel just awful. 1239 01:20:57,731 --> 01:20:59,274 Oh, my dear, it's not your fault. 1240 01:20:59,358 --> 01:21:02,295 It's just that every now and then, Mother Nature throws somebody a dirty curve. 1241 01:21:02,319 --> 01:21:04,613 Something goes wrong inside. 1242 01:21:04,696 --> 01:21:07,616 - You mean, you can't fall in love? - Not anymore. 1243 01:21:07,699 --> 01:21:10,452 I was in love once, but I would rather not talk about it. 1244 01:21:10,536 --> 01:21:12,413 Would you like a little cold pheasant? 1245 01:21:12,496 --> 01:21:13,997 What happened? 1246 01:21:14,081 --> 01:21:17,251 - I don't want to bore you. - Oh, you couldn't possibly. 1247 01:21:17,334 --> 01:21:21,880 Well, it was my freshman year at Princeton. 1248 01:21:21,964 --> 01:21:24,091 There was this girl. Her name was Nellie. 1249 01:21:24,174 --> 01:21:26,885 Her father was the vice president of Hupmobile. 1250 01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:28,971 She wore glasses too. 1251 01:21:29,805 --> 01:21:32,349 That summer we spent our vacation at the Grand Canyon. 1252 01:21:32,433 --> 01:21:35,227 We were standing on the highest ledge, watching the sunset, 1253 01:21:35,310 --> 01:21:37,938 when suddenly we got this impulse to kiss. 1254 01:21:38,021 --> 01:21:41,567 I took off my glasses. She took off her glasses. 1255 01:21:41,650 --> 01:21:45,154 I took a step toward her. She took a step towards me. 1256 01:21:45,237 --> 01:21:46,822 Oh, no! 1257 01:21:46,905 --> 01:21:48,282 Yes. 1258 01:21:48,365 --> 01:21:51,452 Eight hours later, they brought her up by mule. 1259 01:21:51,535 --> 01:21:55,456 I gave her three transfusions. We had the same type blood. Type "O." 1260 01:21:55,539 --> 01:21:57,166 But it was too late. 1261 01:21:58,459 --> 01:22:00,502 Talk about sad. 1262 01:22:00,586 --> 01:22:02,671 Ever since then - 1263 01:22:02,754 --> 01:22:06,383 numb, no feelings, like my heart was shot full of novocaine. 1264 01:22:06,467 --> 01:22:08,844 You poor, poor boy. 1265 01:22:08,927 --> 01:22:11,847 Yes. All the money in the world, and what good is it? 1266 01:22:11,930 --> 01:22:13,765 Mint sauce or cranberries? 1267 01:22:14,433 --> 01:22:17,811 How can you think about food at a time like this? 1268 01:22:17,895 --> 01:22:19,730 What else is there for me? 1269 01:22:19,813 --> 01:22:23,358 - Is it that hopeless? - My family did everything they could. 1270 01:22:23,442 --> 01:22:26,320 Hired the most beautiful French upstairs maids. 1271 01:22:26,403 --> 01:22:29,656 Got a special tutor to read me all those books that were banned in Boston. 1272 01:22:29,740 --> 01:22:31,783 Imported a whole troupe of Balinese dancers. 1273 01:22:31,867 --> 01:22:35,496 You know, with those bells on their ankles and those long fingernails. 1274 01:22:35,579 --> 01:22:38,290 What a waste of money. 1275 01:22:38,373 --> 01:22:41,376 - Have you ever tried American girls? - Why? 1276 01:22:47,966 --> 01:22:49,968 Was that anything? 1277 01:22:51,428 --> 01:22:53,430 Thanks just the same. 1278 01:22:54,056 --> 01:22:56,266 You should see a doctor, a good doctor. 1279 01:22:56,350 --> 01:22:57,684 I have. 1280 01:22:57,768 --> 01:23:01,396 I spent six months in Vienna with Professor Freud, flat on my back. 1281 01:23:02,189 --> 01:23:03,941 Then there were the Mayo Brothers - 1282 01:23:04,024 --> 01:23:07,152 injections, hypnosis, uh, mineral baths. 1283 01:23:07,236 --> 01:23:09,613 If I wasn't such a coward, I'd kill myself. 1284 01:23:10,906 --> 01:23:13,283 Don't say that! 1285 01:23:13,367 --> 01:23:15,786 There must be some girl some place that could -. 1286 01:23:15,869 --> 01:23:20,165 If I ever found the girl that could, I'd marry her just like that. 1287 01:23:21,416 --> 01:23:24,211 - Would you do me a favor? - Certainly. What is it? 1288 01:23:24,294 --> 01:23:28,131 I may not be Dr. Freud or a Mayo brother or one of those French upstairs girls, 1289 01:23:28,215 --> 01:23:31,134 but... could I take another crack at it? 1290 01:23:31,885 --> 01:23:33,679 All right. If you insist. 1291 01:23:47,401 --> 01:23:50,237 - Anything this time? - I'm afraid not. 1292 01:23:51,655 --> 01:23:52,948 Terribly sorry. 1293 01:23:53,031 --> 01:23:55,450 Would you like some more champagne? 1294 01:23:57,494 --> 01:24:00,872 Maybe if we had some music. How do you dim these lights? 1295 01:24:02,499 --> 01:24:06,003 Look, it's terribly sweet of you to want to help out, but it's no use. 1296 01:24:06,086 --> 01:24:08,630 I think the light switch is over there. 1297 01:24:14,136 --> 01:24:16,179 That's the radio. 1298 01:24:16,263 --> 01:24:19,891 It's like taking someone to a concert when he's tone deaf. 1299 01:24:56,094 --> 01:24:58,805 You're not giving yourself a chance. 1300 01:24:58,889 --> 01:25:00,682 Don't fight it. 1301 01:25:02,142 --> 01:25:04,853 Relax. 1302 01:25:17,616 --> 01:25:20,077 It's like smoking without inhaling. 1303 01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:21,912 So inhale. 1304 01:25:45,102 --> 01:25:46,436 - Daphne. - Hmm? 1305 01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:48,897 - You're leading again. - Sorry. 1306 01:26:03,370 --> 01:26:04,871 Well? 1307 01:26:06,623 --> 01:26:08,834 I'm not quite sure. 1308 01:26:08,917 --> 01:26:11,128 Would you try it again? 1309 01:26:21,346 --> 01:26:24,182 I got a funny sensation in my toes... 1310 01:26:25,434 --> 01:26:28,937 like someone was barbecuing them over a slow flame. 1311 01:26:30,188 --> 01:26:32,566 Let's throw another log on the fire. 1312 01:26:42,325 --> 01:26:44,745 I think you're on the right track. 1313 01:26:45,912 --> 01:26:49,416 I must be. Your glasses are beginning to steam up. 1314 01:27:13,815 --> 01:27:16,526 I never knew it could be like this. 1315 01:27:17,986 --> 01:27:19,863 Thank you. 1316 01:27:19,946 --> 01:27:23,492 They told me I was kaput, finished, all washed up. 1317 01:27:23,575 --> 01:27:26,953 And here you are making a chump out of all those experts. 1318 01:27:29,748 --> 01:27:32,209 Mineral baths. Now, really. 1319 01:27:32,292 --> 01:27:34,920 Where did you learn to kiss like that? 1320 01:27:35,754 --> 01:27:38,507 I use to sell kisses for the Milk Fund. 1321 01:27:48,767 --> 01:27:52,270 Tomorrow, remind me to send a check for a hundred thousand dollars 1322 01:27:52,354 --> 01:27:54,356 to the Milk Fund. 1323 01:28:23,009 --> 01:28:24,219 !Olé! 1324 01:29:28,491 --> 01:29:30,076 Good night. 1325 01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:31,494 Good morning. 1326 01:29:31,578 --> 01:29:33,788 How much do I owe the Milk Fund so far? 1327 01:29:33,872 --> 01:29:36,374 $850,000. 1328 01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:38,877 Let's make it an even million. 1329 01:29:59,898 --> 01:30:02,067 I forgot to give you a receipt. 1330 01:30:42,524 --> 01:30:44,734 - Olé! - Hi, Jerry. 1331 01:30:44,818 --> 01:30:47,946 - Everything under control? - Have I got things to tell you. 1332 01:30:49,239 --> 01:30:50,740 What happened? 1333 01:30:50,824 --> 01:30:52,575 I'm engaged. 1334 01:30:52,659 --> 01:30:54,661 Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl? 1335 01:30:55,996 --> 01:30:57,288 I am. 1336 01:31:02,168 --> 01:31:03,920 What? 1337 01:31:04,004 --> 01:31:06,756 Osgood proposed to me. We're planning a June wedding. 1338 01:31:09,884 --> 01:31:12,971 What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood. 1339 01:31:14,180 --> 01:31:15,807 You think he's too old for me? 1340 01:31:15,890 --> 01:31:18,435 - Jerry, you can't be serious. - Why not? 1341 01:31:18,518 --> 01:31:21,896 He keeps marrying girls all the time. 1342 01:31:21,980 --> 01:31:24,065 But - But you're not a girl. You're a guy. 1343 01:31:24,149 --> 01:31:26,359 And why would a guy want to marry a guy? 1344 01:31:26,443 --> 01:31:29,070 Security. 1345 01:31:29,738 --> 01:31:31,531 Jerry, you better lie down. You're not well. 1346 01:31:31,614 --> 01:31:33,825 Will you stop treating me like a child? I'm not stupid. 1347 01:31:33,908 --> 01:31:36,202 - I know there's a problem. - I'll say there is. 1348 01:31:36,286 --> 01:31:38,204 His mother. We need her approval. 1349 01:31:38,288 --> 01:31:40,790 But I'm not worried because I don't smoke. 1350 01:31:44,127 --> 01:31:47,464 - Jerry, there's another problem. - Like what? 1351 01:31:47,547 --> 01:31:49,883 Like, what are you gonna do on your honeymoon? 1352 01:31:49,966 --> 01:31:51,593 We've been discussing that. 1353 01:31:51,676 --> 01:31:54,971 He wants to go to the Riviera, but I kind of lean towards Niagara Falls. 1354 01:31:59,642 --> 01:32:02,812 Jerry, you're out of your mind! How are you gonna get away with this? 1355 01:32:02,896 --> 01:32:05,148 I don't expect it to last, Joe. 1356 01:32:05,231 --> 01:32:07,501 - I'll tell him the truth when the time comes. - Like when? 1357 01:32:07,525 --> 01:32:09,611 - Like, right after the ceremony. - Oh. 1358 01:32:09,694 --> 01:32:13,073 Then we get a quick annulment, he makes a nice settlement on me, 1359 01:32:13,156 --> 01:32:16,659 and I keep gettin' those alimony checks every month. 1360 01:32:19,454 --> 01:32:20,997 - Je - Jerry. - Olé! 1361 01:32:21,081 --> 01:32:23,083 - Jerry. Jerry, listen to me. Listen to me. - What? 1362 01:32:23,166 --> 01:32:26,753 There are laws, conventions. It's just not being done. 1363 01:32:26,836 --> 01:32:30,465 Shh! Joe, this may be my last chance to marry a millionaire. 1364 01:32:30,548 --> 01:32:31,549 - Jerry. - Huh? 1365 01:32:31,633 --> 01:32:34,636 Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will you? 1366 01:32:34,719 --> 01:32:36,971 Just keep telling yourself you're a boy. 1367 01:32:37,055 --> 01:32:38,598 You're a boy. 1368 01:32:38,681 --> 01:32:41,518 - I'm a boy. - That's the boy. 1369 01:32:41,601 --> 01:32:44,145 Oh, I'm a boy. I'm - I'm a boy. 1370 01:32:44,229 --> 01:32:47,148 I'm - I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. 1371 01:32:47,232 --> 01:32:49,317 I'm a boy. Oh, boy, am I a boy. 1372 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:51,694 Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present? 1373 01:32:51,778 --> 01:32:54,489 - What engagement present? - Osgood gave me a bracelet. 1374 01:32:57,033 --> 01:32:59,577 - Hey, these are real diamonds. - Of course they're real. 1375 01:32:59,661 --> 01:33:03,706 What do you think, my fiancé is a bum? Now I guess I'll have to give it back to him. 1376 01:33:03,790 --> 01:33:05,208 - Wait a minute, Jerry. - Huh? 1377 01:33:05,291 --> 01:33:08,753 Let's not be hasty. After all, we don't want to hurt Osgood's feelings, do we? 1378 01:33:12,841 --> 01:33:15,718 - Just a minute. - It's me, Sugar. 1379 01:33:22,725 --> 01:33:24,018 Come in. 1380 01:33:25,228 --> 01:33:26,771 I thought I heard voices. 1381 01:33:26,855 --> 01:33:29,899 I had to talk to somebody. I don't feel like going to sleep. 1382 01:33:29,983 --> 01:33:31,693 I know what you need. A slug of bourbon. 1383 01:33:31,776 --> 01:33:33,778 Oh, no. I'm off that stuff for good. 1384 01:33:34,445 --> 01:33:36,948 - Did you have a nice time? - Nice? 1385 01:33:38,199 --> 01:33:41,202 It was suicidally beautiful. 1386 01:33:41,286 --> 01:33:43,163 - Did he get fresh? - Of course not. 1387 01:33:43,246 --> 01:33:45,999 As a matter of fact, it was just the other way around. 1388 01:33:46,082 --> 01:33:48,626 - You see, he needs help. - What for? 1389 01:33:48,710 --> 01:33:51,546 Talk about elegant. You should see the yacht. 1390 01:33:51,629 --> 01:33:55,091 Candlelight, mint sauce, and cranberries. 1391 01:33:55,175 --> 01:33:57,468 Gee, I wish I'd been there. 1392 01:33:58,052 --> 01:34:00,680 I'm going to see him again tonight and every night. 1393 01:34:00,763 --> 01:34:03,892 I think he's going to propose to me, soon as he gets up his nerve. 1394 01:34:03,975 --> 01:34:05,351 That's some nerve. 1395 01:34:05,435 --> 01:34:07,645 Daphne got a proposal tonight. 1396 01:34:08,563 --> 01:34:10,857 - Really? - From a rich millionaire. 1397 01:34:10,940 --> 01:34:12,650 Oh, that's wonderful! 1398 01:34:12,734 --> 01:34:14,944 - Poor Josephine. - Me? 1399 01:34:15,028 --> 01:34:17,155 Well, Daphne has a beau. I have a beau. 1400 01:34:17,238 --> 01:34:19,741 If we could only find somebody for you. 1401 01:34:22,327 --> 01:34:24,412 Here I am, doll. 1402 01:34:46,893 --> 01:34:48,144 Hey! 1403 01:34:50,396 --> 01:34:52,106 Friends of Italian opera. 1404 01:34:52,190 --> 01:34:54,025 That's us. 1405 01:34:54,108 --> 01:34:56,110 Register over there. 1406 01:35:05,119 --> 01:35:08,623 Spats Colombo. Delegate from Chicago, south side chapter. 1407 01:35:09,707 --> 01:35:11,709 Thanks. 1408 01:35:11,793 --> 01:35:13,211 Hiya, Spats. 1409 01:35:13,294 --> 01:35:15,797 We was laying eight-to-one you wouldn't show. 1410 01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:16,965 Why wouldn't I? 1411 01:35:17,048 --> 01:35:19,801 We thought you was all broken up about Toothpick Charlie. 1412 01:35:19,884 --> 01:35:22,095 - Well, we all gotta go sometime. - Yeah. 1413 01:35:22,178 --> 01:35:24,430 You never know who's gonna be next. 1414 01:35:24,514 --> 01:35:26,891 Okay, Spats. Uh, report to the sergeant-at-arms. 1415 01:35:26,975 --> 01:35:28,268 What for? 1416 01:35:28,351 --> 01:35:30,520 Orders from Little Bonaparte. 1417 01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:38,236 - All right, Spats. Get your hands up. - What's the idea? 1418 01:35:38,319 --> 01:35:40,655 Little Bonaparte don't want no hardware around. 1419 01:35:41,531 --> 01:35:43,992 All right, you're clean. 1420 01:35:44,075 --> 01:35:45,576 You're not. 1421 01:35:56,087 --> 01:35:57,839 It ain't loaded. 1422 01:36:06,514 --> 01:36:07,932 Next. 1423 01:36:08,933 --> 01:36:10,601 - What's in here? - My golf clubs. 1424 01:36:10,685 --> 01:36:13,771 Putter, niblick, number three iron. 1425 01:36:13,855 --> 01:36:16,357 - What's this? - My mashie. 1426 01:36:21,487 --> 01:36:23,489 See you at the banquet, Spats. 1427 01:36:24,949 --> 01:36:26,951 Where did you pick up that cheap trick? 1428 01:36:28,161 --> 01:36:29,787 Come on, boys. 1429 01:36:31,497 --> 01:36:33,916 Well, Spats Colombo if I ever saw one. 1430 01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:36,044 Hello, copper. What brings you down to Florida? 1431 01:36:36,127 --> 01:36:38,327 Oh, I heard you opera lovers were havin' a little rally, 1432 01:36:38,379 --> 01:36:41,591 so I thought I'd better be around in case anybody decided to sing. 1433 01:36:41,674 --> 01:36:42,759 Big joke. 1434 01:36:42,842 --> 01:36:45,487 Say, maestro, where were you at three o'clock on Saint Valentine's Day? 1435 01:36:45,511 --> 01:36:47,013 Me? I was at Rigoletto. 1436 01:36:47,096 --> 01:36:49,825 - What's his first name? Where's he live? - That's an opera, you ignoramus. 1437 01:36:49,849 --> 01:36:52,226 Where did they play it, in a garage on Clark Street? 1438 01:36:52,310 --> 01:36:54,103 Clark Street? Never heard of it. 1439 01:36:54,187 --> 01:36:57,190 Did you ever hear of the DeLuxe French Cleaners on Wabash Avenue? 1440 01:36:57,273 --> 01:36:58,274 Why? 1441 01:36:58,358 --> 01:37:00,544 Because the day after the shooting, you sent in a pair of spats. 1442 01:37:00,568 --> 01:37:03,029 - They had blood on 'em. - I cut myself while shaving. 1443 01:37:03,112 --> 01:37:05,531 - You shave with spats on? - I sleep with my spats on. 1444 01:37:05,615 --> 01:37:06,908 Why don't you stop kiddin'? 1445 01:37:06,991 --> 01:37:09,591 You did that vulcanizing job on Toothpick Charlie, and we know it. 1446 01:37:09,619 --> 01:37:10,661 You and who else? 1447 01:37:10,745 --> 01:37:14,791 Me and those two witnesses your lawyers have been lookin' for all over Chicago. 1448 01:37:14,874 --> 01:37:17,794 Boys, do you know anything about any garage or any witnesses? 1449 01:37:17,877 --> 01:37:20,588 Us? We was with you at Rigoletto's. 1450 01:37:20,671 --> 01:37:22,507 Honest! 1451 01:37:24,467 --> 01:37:26,094 Don't worry, Spats. 1452 01:37:26,177 --> 01:37:28,679 One of these days we're gonna dig up those two guys. 1453 01:37:28,763 --> 01:37:31,599 That's what you'll have to do. Dig 'em up. 1454 01:37:41,067 --> 01:37:42,860 I feel like such a tramp. 1455 01:37:42,944 --> 01:37:45,488 Takin' jewelry from a man under false pretenses. 1456 01:37:45,571 --> 01:37:47,740 Get it while you're young. You better fix your lips. 1457 01:37:47,824 --> 01:37:49,544 You want to look nice for Osgood, don't you? 1458 01:37:49,617 --> 01:37:52,054 It is just gonna break his heart when he finds out I can't marry him. 1459 01:37:52,078 --> 01:37:54,848 So? It's gonna break Sugar's heart when she finds out I'm not a millionaire. 1460 01:37:54,872 --> 01:37:57,708 That's life. You can't make an omelet without breakin' an egg. 1461 01:37:57,792 --> 01:38:00,294 - What are you givin' me with the omelet? - Nag, nag, nag. 1462 01:38:00,378 --> 01:38:04,090 Look, we got a yacht, we got a bracelet. You got Osgood, I've got Sugar. 1463 01:38:04,173 --> 01:38:06,008 We're really cookin'. 1464 01:38:09,429 --> 01:38:11,180 - Joe. - What? 1465 01:38:13,015 --> 01:38:16,102 Something tells me the omelet is about to hit the fan. 1466 01:38:18,855 --> 01:38:20,690 - Come on, Daphne. - Mm-hmm. 1467 01:38:25,236 --> 01:38:27,071 - Going up! - Hold it. 1468 01:38:35,121 --> 01:38:37,081 Three, please. 1469 01:38:48,092 --> 01:38:49,760 I don't mean to be forward, 1470 01:38:49,844 --> 01:38:53,014 but ain't I had the pleasure of meeting you two broads before? 1471 01:38:53,097 --> 01:38:56,225 - Oh, no. - You must be thinking of two other broads. 1472 01:38:56,309 --> 01:38:58,436 You ever been in Chicago? 1473 01:38:58,519 --> 01:39:01,814 Us? We wouldn't be caught dead in Chicago. 1474 01:39:01,898 --> 01:39:03,149 Third floor. 1475 01:39:03,232 --> 01:39:05,151 What floor are you on, sweetie? 1476 01:39:05,234 --> 01:39:07,445 Never you mind. 1477 01:39:07,528 --> 01:39:09,530 Room 413. We'll be in touch. 1478 01:39:09,614 --> 01:39:12,033 Well, don't call us. We'll call you. 1479 01:39:25,129 --> 01:39:26,756 I tell you, Joe, they're onto us. 1480 01:39:26,839 --> 01:39:30,092 They're gonna line us up against the wall and -. 1481 01:39:30,176 --> 01:39:32,136 And then the cops are gonna find two dead dames, 1482 01:39:32,220 --> 01:39:33,906 and they're gonna take us to the ladies' morgue, 1483 01:39:33,930 --> 01:39:36,408 and when they undress us, I tell you, Joe. I'm gonna die of shame. 1484 01:39:36,432 --> 01:39:39,268 - Shut up and keep packing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Joe. 1485 01:39:39,352 --> 01:39:41,479 - Not that, you idiot! - Well, they're from Osgood. 1486 01:39:41,562 --> 01:39:43,606 He wanted me to wear 'em tonight. 1487 01:39:47,735 --> 01:39:50,780 I tell you, I will never find another man who's so good to me. 1488 01:39:50,863 --> 01:39:53,425 Joe, if we get out of this hotel alive, you know what we're gonna do? 1489 01:39:53,449 --> 01:39:55,552 We're gonna sell this bracelet, and we're gonna take the money, 1490 01:39:55,576 --> 01:39:57,346 and we're gonna grab a boat down to South America, 1491 01:39:57,370 --> 01:39:58,972 and hide out in one of the banana republics. 1492 01:39:58,996 --> 01:40:01,892 Because I figure that if we eat nothin' but bananas, we could live there for 50 years. 1493 01:40:01,916 --> 01:40:03,977 Maybe a hundred years. If we get out of the hotel alive. 1494 01:40:04,001 --> 01:40:05,670 Now, did we forget anything? 1495 01:40:05,753 --> 01:40:07,553 - Yeah, there's the shaving stuff. - Oh, yeah. 1496 01:40:07,588 --> 01:40:10,007 - And there's also Sugar. - Sugar? 1497 01:40:10,091 --> 01:40:12,069 - Give me room 414. - Now wait a minute. What are you doin'? 1498 01:40:12,093 --> 01:40:13,654 - Makin' a telephone call. - A telephone -. 1499 01:40:13,678 --> 01:40:15,054 Who has time for a telephone call? 1500 01:40:15,137 --> 01:40:17,348 We can't just walk out on her without saying good-bye. 1501 01:40:17,431 --> 01:40:20,494 Since when? You usually walk out and leave 'em with nothing but a kick in the teeth. 1502 01:40:20,518 --> 01:40:23,521 That's when I was a saxophone player. Now I'm a millionaire. 1503 01:40:23,604 --> 01:40:27,066 Well, mail her a postcard. Those gorillas may be up here any minute. 1504 01:40:27,149 --> 01:40:30,236 Hello, Room 414? This is the ship-to-shore operator. 1505 01:40:30,319 --> 01:40:32,029 Ship-to-shore? 1506 01:40:32,113 --> 01:40:34,532 Hey, Sugar, it's for you, from the yacht. 1507 01:40:36,617 --> 01:40:37,618 Hello? 1508 01:40:39,579 --> 01:40:43,082 Hello, my dearest darling. So good to hear your voice again. 1509 01:40:43,165 --> 01:40:44,792 I may throw up! 1510 01:40:47,420 --> 01:40:51,507 No, I didn't sleep too well, darling. To tell the truth, I never closed an eye. 1511 01:40:51,591 --> 01:40:55,386 I never slept better. I had the most wonderful dream. 1512 01:40:55,469 --> 01:40:58,014 I was still on the yacht, and the anchor broke loose. 1513 01:40:58,097 --> 01:41:00,641 We drifted for days and days. 1514 01:41:00,725 --> 01:41:02,893 You were the captain, and I was the crew. 1515 01:41:02,977 --> 01:41:04,895 I kept a lookout for icebergs. 1516 01:41:04,979 --> 01:41:07,648 I sorted your shells and mixed your cocktails. 1517 01:41:07,732 --> 01:41:10,568 And I wiped the steam off your glasses. 1518 01:41:10,651 --> 01:41:14,739 And when I woke up, I wanted to swim right back to you. 1519 01:41:15,448 --> 01:41:17,575 Yes. 1520 01:41:17,658 --> 01:41:19,869 Now, about our date for tonight. Uh - 1521 01:41:19,952 --> 01:41:22,830 I'll meet you on the pier again right after the show. 1522 01:41:23,789 --> 01:41:26,250 I'm afraid not. I can't make it tonight. 1523 01:41:28,628 --> 01:41:31,130 Not tomorrow either. You see, I have to leave. 1524 01:41:31,213 --> 01:41:34,175 Something unexpected came up. Uh, I'm sailing right away. 1525 01:41:35,176 --> 01:41:37,470 Where to? 1526 01:41:37,553 --> 01:41:39,555 South America? 1527 01:41:39,639 --> 01:41:43,142 Oh. That is unexpected. 1528 01:41:44,226 --> 01:41:46,646 You see, we have these oil interests in Venezuela. 1529 01:41:46,729 --> 01:41:48,689 I just got a cable from Dad. 1530 01:41:48,773 --> 01:41:51,067 The board of directors have decided on a merger. 1531 01:41:51,150 --> 01:41:54,111 A merger? How long will you be gone? 1532 01:41:56,197 --> 01:41:58,032 Quite a while. 1533 01:41:58,115 --> 01:42:00,368 As a matter of fact, I'm not coming back at all. 1534 01:42:00,910 --> 01:42:02,078 You're not? 1535 01:42:03,829 --> 01:42:07,249 Well, it's all rather complicated. What we call high finance. 1536 01:42:07,333 --> 01:42:10,503 It just so happens, the president of the Venezuelan oil syndicate 1537 01:42:10,586 --> 01:42:12,171 has a daughter, and, uh -. 1538 01:42:12,254 --> 01:42:14,965 Oh. That kind of merger. 1539 01:42:15,633 --> 01:42:17,468 What is she like? 1540 01:42:17,551 --> 01:42:20,262 According to our tax adviser, she's only so-so. 1541 01:42:20,346 --> 01:42:22,473 But that's the way the oil gushes. 1542 01:42:22,556 --> 01:42:26,060 You know, a man in my position has a certain responsibility to the stockholders. 1543 01:42:26,143 --> 01:42:29,105 You know, all those little people who have invested their life savings. 1544 01:42:29,855 --> 01:42:32,358 Oh, of course. I understand. 1545 01:42:32,441 --> 01:42:33,943 At least I think I do. 1546 01:42:34,026 --> 01:42:35,444 I knew you would. 1547 01:42:35,528 --> 01:42:39,990 I only wish there was something I could - I could do for you. 1548 01:42:40,074 --> 01:42:41,575 But you have. 1549 01:42:41,659 --> 01:42:43,703 You've given me all that inside information. 1550 01:42:43,786 --> 01:42:45,586 First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna call my broker 1551 01:42:45,621 --> 01:42:49,125 and have him buy me 50,000 shares of Venezuelan oil. 1552 01:42:49,208 --> 01:42:51,460 Smart move. 1553 01:42:51,544 --> 01:42:54,338 By the way, did you get my flowers? 1554 01:42:54,422 --> 01:42:56,799 You know, those orchids from my greenhouse? 1555 01:42:56,882 --> 01:43:01,053 The fog finally lifted over Long Island, and they flew them down this morning. 1556 01:43:01,137 --> 01:43:03,097 That's strange. 1557 01:43:03,180 --> 01:43:05,182 I sent them to your room. 1558 01:43:06,726 --> 01:43:09,061 They should have been delivered by now. 1559 01:43:12,940 --> 01:43:16,235 Hey, Dolores? Will you see if there's any flowers outside? 1560 01:43:22,408 --> 01:43:25,494 Yes, they're here. White orchids. 1561 01:43:25,578 --> 01:43:28,581 I haven't had white orchids since I was a debutante. 1562 01:43:30,458 --> 01:43:31,959 What's this? 1563 01:43:33,461 --> 01:43:34,962 What's what? 1564 01:43:35,045 --> 01:43:37,757 Oh, that. Just a little going-away present. 1565 01:43:38,674 --> 01:43:41,260 Real diamonds. 1566 01:43:41,343 --> 01:43:43,721 They must be worth their weight in gold. 1567 01:43:43,804 --> 01:43:46,140 Are you always this generous? 1568 01:43:47,475 --> 01:43:49,018 Not always. 1569 01:43:49,101 --> 01:43:52,271 But I wanted you to know how very grateful I am for what you did for me. 1570 01:43:52,354 --> 01:43:55,691 I didn't do anything. It just happened. 1571 01:43:57,318 --> 01:44:01,280 Oh, the navigator just came in. We're ready to cast off. 1572 01:44:01,864 --> 01:44:04,992 Well, anchors aweigh and have a bon voyage. 1573 01:44:05,075 --> 01:44:07,077 If you need an orchestra to play at your wedding, 1574 01:44:07,161 --> 01:44:09,455 we'll be through here in a couple of weeks. 1575 01:44:09,538 --> 01:44:12,041 - Good-bye, my darling. - Phew. 1576 01:44:12,124 --> 01:44:15,419 I don't know about the captain, but the navigator's gettin' his tail out of here. 1577 01:44:15,503 --> 01:44:17,880 - Yeah. Let's shove off. - Wait a minute. My bracelet. 1578 01:44:21,300 --> 01:44:23,135 What happened to my bracelet? 1579 01:44:23,219 --> 01:44:25,262 What do you mean, your bracelet? It's our bracelet. 1580 01:44:25,346 --> 01:44:27,223 All right. What happened to our bracelet? 1581 01:44:27,306 --> 01:44:29,993 - Don't worry. We did the right thing with it. - Well, what did we do? 1582 01:44:30,017 --> 01:44:32,019 Joe, you're not pulling one of your old tricks! 1583 01:44:32,102 --> 01:44:34,188 No tricks, no mirrors. Nothing up my sleeve. 1584 01:44:34,271 --> 01:44:35,940 - It's on the level this time. - You -. 1585 01:44:43,072 --> 01:44:45,199 Where's that bourbon? 1586 01:44:51,121 --> 01:44:53,541 - What's the matter, Sugar? - I don't know. 1587 01:44:53,624 --> 01:44:55,918 All of a sudden, I'm thirsty. 1588 01:44:57,169 --> 01:44:58,921 How did you get that bracelet? 1589 01:44:59,004 --> 01:45:00,840 - You like it? - I always did. 1590 01:45:00,923 --> 01:45:02,716 Junior gave it to me. 1591 01:45:02,800 --> 01:45:05,761 He's going to South America to marry another girl. 1592 01:45:05,845 --> 01:45:08,931 - That's what you call high finance. - That's what I call a louse. 1593 01:45:09,014 --> 01:45:12,601 Sugar, if I were you, I would take that bracelet and throw it right back in his face. 1594 01:45:12,685 --> 01:45:13,727 Daphne. 1595 01:45:13,811 --> 01:45:15,980 He's the first nice guy I ever met in my life. 1596 01:45:16,063 --> 01:45:19,400 - The only one that ever gave me anything. - You'll forget him, Sugar. 1597 01:45:21,068 --> 01:45:22,570 How can I? 1598 01:45:22,653 --> 01:45:26,365 No matter where I go, there'll always be a Shell station on every corner. 1599 01:45:26,448 --> 01:45:28,826 I'll bring this back when it's empty. 1600 01:45:31,787 --> 01:45:33,289 Are you crazy or somethin'? 1601 01:45:33,372 --> 01:45:36,250 The place is crawlin' with mobsters. Gangrene is settin' in. 1602 01:45:36,333 --> 01:45:38,294 And you, you're makin' like Diamond Jim Brady. 1603 01:45:38,377 --> 01:45:40,588 How are we gonna get out of here? How are we gonna eat? 1604 01:45:40,671 --> 01:45:42,423 We'll walk. And if we have to, we'll starve. 1605 01:45:42,506 --> 01:45:44,675 Yeah. There you go with that "we" again. 1606 01:45:44,758 --> 01:45:47,845 Not that way. We don't want to run into Spats and his chums. 1607 01:45:47,928 --> 01:45:49,430 Where - Oh. 1608 01:45:57,646 --> 01:45:59,273 Your hands clean? 1609 01:45:59,356 --> 01:46:01,984 Over. Okay. Button my spats. 1610 01:46:06,113 --> 01:46:07,990 You sure dress nice, boss. 1611 01:46:08,073 --> 01:46:11,368 Say, boss, I been talking with some of the other delegates. 1612 01:46:11,452 --> 01:46:13,412 And the word is that Little Bonaparte is real sore 1613 01:46:13,495 --> 01:46:15,748 about what happened to Toothpick Charlie. 1614 01:46:15,831 --> 01:46:18,083 Him and Charlie, they used to be choirboys together. 1615 01:46:18,167 --> 01:46:19,752 Stop, or I'll bust out cryin'. 1616 01:46:19,835 --> 01:46:22,230 He even got Charlie's last toothpick, the one from the garage. 1617 01:46:22,254 --> 01:46:23,505 He had it gold-plated. 1618 01:46:23,589 --> 01:46:27,426 Like I was tellin' you, fellas, Little Bonaparte's gettin' soft. 1619 01:46:27,509 --> 01:46:31,263 Hasn't got it here anymore. Used to be like a rock. 1620 01:46:31,347 --> 01:46:33,432 Oh, it's too bad. 1621 01:46:33,515 --> 01:46:35,517 I think it's about time he should retire. 1622 01:46:35,601 --> 01:46:38,479 - Second the motion. - How are we gonna retire him? 1623 01:46:38,562 --> 01:46:40,439 Oh, we'll think of somethin' cute. 1624 01:46:40,522 --> 01:46:42,775 One of these days, Little Bonaparte and Toothpick Charlie 1625 01:46:42,858 --> 01:46:44,944 will be singin' in the same choir again. 1626 01:46:48,155 --> 01:46:50,991 But this time, we'll make sure there are no witnesses. 1627 01:46:54,161 --> 01:46:55,663 Look! 1628 01:46:55,746 --> 01:46:58,040 The two broads from the elevator. 1629 01:47:00,542 --> 01:47:02,336 Hey! Join us. 1630 01:47:04,004 --> 01:47:06,590 What's the matter with those dames? 1631 01:47:06,674 --> 01:47:08,676 Maybe those dames ain't dames. 1632 01:47:11,637 --> 01:47:14,223 Same faces. Same instruments. 1633 01:47:18,185 --> 01:47:21,397 - And here's your Valentine's card. - The two musicians from the garage. 1634 01:47:21,480 --> 01:47:25,442 They wouldn't be caught dead in Chicago, so we'll finish the job here. 1635 01:47:25,526 --> 01:47:27,027 Come on. 1636 01:47:45,379 --> 01:47:47,006 All right. So what do we do now? 1637 01:47:47,089 --> 01:47:49,633 First thing we gotta do is get out of these clothes. 1638 01:47:58,559 --> 01:47:59,977 Yoo-hoo. 1639 01:49:28,732 --> 01:49:29,817 What happened? 1640 01:49:29,900 --> 01:49:33,445 Me and Tiny, we had 'em cornered, but we lost 'em in the shuffle. 1641 01:49:33,529 --> 01:49:36,865 - Where were you guys? - We was with you at Rigoletto's. 1642 01:49:36,949 --> 01:49:39,326 - Why, you stupid idiot. - That's all right, boss. 1643 01:49:39,409 --> 01:49:42,412 We'll get 'em after the banquet. They can't be too far away. 1644 01:50:02,432 --> 01:50:04,560 Thank you. 1645 01:50:04,643 --> 01:50:06,645 Thank you, fellow opera lovers. 1646 01:50:08,021 --> 01:50:12,025 It's been ten years since I elected myself president of this organization. 1647 01:50:12,109 --> 01:50:15,362 And if I say so myself, you made the right choice. 1648 01:50:17,948 --> 01:50:19,741 Let's look at the record. 1649 01:50:19,825 --> 01:50:25,080 In the last fiscal year, we made $112 million before taxes. 1650 01:50:26,206 --> 01:50:27,708 Only we ain't pay no taxes. 1651 01:50:30,419 --> 01:50:34,756 Of course, like in every business, we had our little misunderstandings. 1652 01:50:34,840 --> 01:50:38,677 Uh, let us now rise and observe one minute of silence 1653 01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:43,557 in memory of seven of our members from Chicago, north side chapter, 1654 01:50:43,640 --> 01:50:47,019 who are unable to be here with us tonight on account of bein' rubbed out. 1655 01:50:52,941 --> 01:50:55,736 You too, Spats. Up! 1656 01:51:06,413 --> 01:51:08,332 Easy, now. 1657 01:51:08,415 --> 01:51:10,042 - You know when you come out? - Yeah. 1658 01:51:10,125 --> 01:51:11,752 Second time they sing -. 1659 01:51:16,048 --> 01:51:17,549 Okay. 1660 01:51:22,012 --> 01:51:23,931 And don't mess up the cake. 1661 01:51:24,014 --> 01:51:27,267 I promised to bring back a piece to my kids. 1662 01:51:34,524 --> 01:51:40,489 Now, fellow delegates, there comes a time in the life of every business executive 1663 01:51:40,572 --> 01:51:43,533 when he starts thinking about retirement. 1664 01:51:43,617 --> 01:51:47,704 No! No! 1665 01:51:47,788 --> 01:51:51,500 In lookin' around for somebody to fill my shoes, 1666 01:51:51,583 --> 01:51:54,461 I've been considerin' several candidates. 1667 01:51:54,544 --> 01:51:58,340 For instance, there's a certain party from Chicago, 1668 01:51:58,423 --> 01:52:00,175 south side chapter. 1669 01:52:02,427 --> 01:52:07,307 Now, some people say he's gotten a little too big for his spats! 1670 01:52:08,016 --> 01:52:11,770 But I say, he's a man who'll go far. 1671 01:52:11,853 --> 01:52:15,899 Some people say he's gone too far! 1672 01:52:15,983 --> 01:52:19,820 But I say, you can't keep a good man down. 1673 01:52:20,904 --> 01:52:22,990 Of course, he's still got a lot to learn. 1674 01:52:23,073 --> 01:52:25,826 That big noise he made on Saint Valentine's Day, 1675 01:52:25,909 --> 01:52:29,329 that wasn't very good for public relations. 1676 01:52:29,413 --> 01:52:34,001 And lettin' them two witnesses get away, that sure was careless. 1677 01:52:35,419 --> 01:52:38,463 Don't worry about those two guys. They're as good as dead. 1678 01:52:38,547 --> 01:52:40,632 I almost caught up with them today. 1679 01:52:40,716 --> 01:52:44,970 You mean, you let 'em get away twice? 1680 01:52:45,053 --> 01:52:48,140 Some people would say that's real sloppy. 1681 01:52:48,223 --> 01:52:52,519 But I say, to err is human, to forgive divine. 1682 01:52:52,602 --> 01:52:54,980 And just to show you what I think of you, Spats, 1683 01:52:55,063 --> 01:52:57,607 the boys told me you was gonna have a birthday, 1684 01:52:57,691 --> 01:52:59,776 so we baked you a little cake. 1685 01:53:00,736 --> 01:53:02,487 My birthday? 1686 01:53:02,571 --> 01:53:04,448 Why, it ain't for another four months. 1687 01:53:04,531 --> 01:53:09,286 So we're a little early. So what's a few months between friends? 1688 01:53:09,369 --> 01:53:11,580 All right, boys. Now, all together. 1689 01:53:55,332 --> 01:53:56,833 Big joke. 1690 01:54:03,590 --> 01:54:06,468 Let's get out of here. 1691 01:54:09,429 --> 01:54:11,473 Get those two guys! 1692 01:54:14,434 --> 01:54:16,436 Get the light, will you? 1693 01:54:18,605 --> 01:54:20,732 What happened here? 1694 01:54:20,816 --> 01:54:23,902 There was somethin' in that cake that didn't agree with 'em. 1695 01:54:25,821 --> 01:54:28,115 My compliments to the chef. 1696 01:54:28,198 --> 01:54:30,534 Nobody leaves this room till I get the recipe. 1697 01:54:30,617 --> 01:54:32,911 You want to make a federal case of it? 1698 01:54:37,582 --> 01:54:39,292 Yeah. 1699 01:55:06,945 --> 01:55:08,714 - They slipped through our hands. - Don't worry. 1700 01:55:08,738 --> 01:55:11,950 We got our guys watchin' the railroad station, the roads, and the airport. 1701 01:55:12,033 --> 01:55:13,952 - They can't get away. - Did you hear that? 1702 01:55:14,035 --> 01:55:17,330 Yeah, but they're not watching yachts. Come on. You're gonna call Osgood. 1703 01:55:17,414 --> 01:55:19,374 I'm gonna call - What am I gonna tell him? 1704 01:55:19,458 --> 01:55:22,002 - Tell him you're gonna elope with him. - Elope? 1705 01:55:22,085 --> 01:55:24,713 Elope? But there are laws, conventions. 1706 01:55:24,796 --> 01:55:28,800 There's a convention, all right. There's also the ladies' morgue. 1707 01:57:30,714 --> 01:57:32,340 Josephine! 1708 01:57:33,967 --> 01:57:37,012 Bienstock! 1709 01:57:37,596 --> 01:57:39,514 Hey, that's no dame. 1710 01:57:39,598 --> 01:57:42,100 None of that, Sugar. 1711 01:57:42,183 --> 01:57:44,311 No guy is worth it. 1712 01:57:46,354 --> 01:57:47,981 What's goin' on? 1713 01:57:48,064 --> 01:57:51,026 - Grab her. - Hey, hey, wait a minute. 1714 01:57:51,109 --> 01:57:53,528 What are you trying to do here? What's going on? 1715 01:57:53,612 --> 01:57:55,113 Josephine? 1716 01:58:00,744 --> 01:58:02,579 It's all set. Osgood's meeting us at the pier. 1717 01:58:02,662 --> 01:58:04,623 We're not on the pier yet. 1718 01:58:55,006 --> 01:58:56,341 Hi. 1719 01:58:56,424 --> 01:58:58,468 My friend Josephine. Gonna be a bridesmaid. 1720 01:58:58,551 --> 01:59:01,262 - Well, pleased to meet you. - Come on! 1721 01:59:01,346 --> 01:59:03,181 She's so eager. 1722 01:59:17,153 --> 01:59:19,572 Wait! Wait for Sugar! 1723 01:59:24,577 --> 01:59:26,871 - Another bridesmaid? - Flower girl! 1724 01:59:26,955 --> 01:59:30,375 - Sugar, what do you think you're doing? - I told you, I'm not very bright. 1725 01:59:30,458 --> 01:59:31,960 Let's go! 1726 01:59:35,672 --> 01:59:38,675 You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. 1727 01:59:38,758 --> 01:59:40,051 A saxophone player. 1728 01:59:40,135 --> 01:59:42,345 One of those no-goodniks you keep running away from. 1729 01:59:42,429 --> 01:59:43,930 I know. Every time. 1730 01:59:44,013 --> 01:59:47,308 Sugar, do yourself a favor. Go back to where the millionaires are. 1731 01:59:47,392 --> 01:59:48,935 The sweet end of the lollipop, 1732 01:59:49,018 --> 01:59:52,856 not the coleslaw in the face, the old socks, and the squeezed-out tube of toothpaste. 1733 01:59:52,939 --> 01:59:55,775 That's right. Pour it on. Talk me out of it. 1734 02:00:00,989 --> 02:00:03,575 I called Mama. She was so happy she cried. 1735 02:00:03,658 --> 02:00:06,202 She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace. 1736 02:00:06,286 --> 02:00:09,080 Osgood, I can't get married in your mother's dress. 1737 02:00:10,457 --> 02:00:14,335 She and I, we are not built the same way. 1738 02:00:14,419 --> 02:00:16,629 - We can have it altered. - Oh, no, you don't. 1739 02:00:18,465 --> 02:00:21,760 Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all. 1740 02:00:21,843 --> 02:00:23,344 Why not? 1741 02:00:23,428 --> 02:00:26,765 Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde. 1742 02:00:26,848 --> 02:00:29,309 Doesn't matter. 1743 02:00:29,392 --> 02:00:31,686 I smoke. I smoke all the time. 1744 02:00:31,770 --> 02:00:33,271 I don't care. 1745 02:00:33,354 --> 02:00:34,856 I have a terrible past. 1746 02:00:34,939 --> 02:00:37,776 For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player. 1747 02:00:37,859 --> 02:00:39,360 I forgive you. 1748 02:00:41,446 --> 02:00:43,656 I can never have children. 1749 02:00:44,282 --> 02:00:45,992 We can adopt some. 1750 02:00:46,075 --> 02:00:48,411 Well, you don't understand, Osgood. 1751 02:00:48,495 --> 02:00:51,372 Ah! I'm a man. 1752 02:00:51,456 --> 02:00:53,541 Well, nobody's perfect.